I may be slow but I'm ahead of you.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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What is the implied logic and wisdom in this kind of bumber sticker? WTF is the point of even making this kind of declartive statement? Does it offer the owner some level of self satisfaction for the few seconds that they are actually in front of a faster moving vehicle which will overtake them at the first opportunity?

Does it help in any way to instigate aggresive drivers in this way?

I know there is any number of non sensical bumper sticker out there. Many people feel the need to advertise and openly declare their political/religious/automotive/sexual bent to the rest of the world. Okay. Want to wear your ideology on your sleeve… go for it. Helps me avoid you in person by steering clear.

But driving slow yet being momentarily ahead of someone because you left the house a bit earlier this morning… What is the bloody point of stating this piece of idiocy?

I don’t get it. :smack:

2

It’s called “irony”.

3

If so, it’s far from clever.

4

You mean “it’s in front of clever”.

5

Perhaps we should get one for Air Force One. rimshot

6

It’s slightly more polite than a bumper sticker that just says “FUCK YOU”.

7

One of my great-aunts lived to be 97, and drove herself until she was about 90 (with no accidents). I still fondly remember her old green Ford with that bumper sticker on it.

8

It’s shorter than a bumper sticker saying “yes, I know my car is slow. Listen, you fuckass, it’s a bloody Yaris Terra, with ponies instead of horses, and it’s carrying me, my mother and about three tons of my mother’s luggage, because, you see, she still hasn’t figured out that it is possible to go on vacation with less than four huge trolleys, so WILL YOU STICK YOUR HORN UP YOUR ASS? Thank you much, I really appreciate it.”