I Might Heal Ottomans

Okay, people, let’s see how clever we can be. I am now going to start a story with four words, and I’m sure you can figure out how I chose them. I will follow the four words with another, and that will set the precedent for the rest of you who might want to join in. Here goes:

I milk herculean oglers, but

…in my Homeric omniverse I…

invariably massacre Hitlerians, opposing their

inevitable mindless hatred, ostensibly

(Yikes! Sorry, read the instructions wrong)

inevitable mindless hatred, ostensibly to

imitate much hated operations. In actuality, however,

… iconoclastic mass nudity occurs, causing …

Get it right, fool.

… iconoclastic mass homoeroticism occurs, causing …

ironic morons hovering overhead spewing…

inflatable maroon hats. Obviously no

innocent maiden having oatmeal. Interestingly, many have opined

in Miss Harriet’s Olmec temple

indicating many horrendous options for