I must have forgotten that I was wearing my “They Live” sunglasses

I saw this billboard today. Sorry about the crummy photo:

Unfortunately I can’t make out what the billboard says.

THINK GOD

Damn discourse.

They probably shouldn’t be ordering God around like that.

Ah. In that case, here’s a clearer picture of one of those billboards:

Maybe its a typo.
Thank God.

Better uses for the same letters:

Dink Goth
Do knight
Think dog
Kith dong
Kid thong

I think there was an OBEY sign farther down the road…

I once saw a sign in front of a church that said “DON’T THINK, PRAY”. I wish these people would make up their minds.

I’m still trying to figure out where the sunglasses are.

God asks a young girl to help spread his word and influence with a slogan.

That slogan was “Think God”.

I drive by a small farm that has a handmade sign that says:

  • WORK HARD
    PRAY HARD
    THANK GOD

If I lived next door to the guy, I’d have a sign reading:

  • PARTY HARD
    PARTY HARD
    BURMA SHAVE

Always appreciate the spiritual reminder when driving on I-71 between Columbus and Cincinnati.

Outside of Springdale there is a billboard that reads “Where are you going, heaven or hell?”

We always answer out loud, “Neither, we’re going to Leaning Cask Brewery” because that’s where we are en-route to.

Of course Hell is real. It’s in Michigan.

Well, yeah, that’s what they’re warning you about.
/buckeye

Last week I saw a bumper sticker that read “God grades on the cross.” That doesn’t even make sense.

Ok folks that believe, why do you wear a symbol of the device that was used to torture and kill the son of god around your neck?

I regularly see bumper stickers around here that say “Try God, 1060 AM”

I once sprained my eyes I rolled them so hard.

Recently I had the windshield replaced on my truck, and the guy that did it left my radio on 1060 AM. I don’t know why, but it really irritated me out of proportion.

That’s just merchandising.