I saw this billboard today. Sorry about the crummy photo:
Unfortunately I can’t make out what the billboard says.
THINK GOD
Damn discourse.
They probably shouldn’t be ordering God around like that.
Maybe its a typo.
Thank God.
Better uses for the same letters:
Dink Goth
Do knight
Think dog
Kith dong
Kid thong
I once saw a sign in front of a church that said “DON’T THINK, PRAY”. I wish these people would make up their minds.
I’m still trying to figure out where the sunglasses are.
God asks a young girl to help spread his word and influence with a slogan.
That slogan was “Think God”.
I drive by a small farm that has a handmade sign that says:
- WORK HARD
PRAY HARD
THANK GOD
If I lived next door to the guy, I’d have a sign reading:
- PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD
BURMA SHAVE
Outside of Springdale there is a billboard that reads “Where are you going, heaven or hell?”
We always answer out loud, “Neither, we’re going to Leaning Cask Brewery” because that’s where we are en-route to.
Of course Hell is real. It’s in Michigan.
Well, yeah, that’s what they’re warning you about.
/buckeye
Last week I saw a bumper sticker that read “God grades on the cross.” That doesn’t even make sense.
Ok folks that believe, why do you wear a symbol of the device that was used to torture and kill the son of god around your neck?
I regularly see bumper stickers around here that say “Try God, 1060 AM”
I once sprained my eyes I rolled them so hard.
Recently I had the windshield replaced on my truck, and the guy that did it left my radio on 1060 AM. I don’t know why, but it really irritated me out of proportion.
That’s just merchandising.