I must stop looking at crotches

My problem is staring at the mouth, which, according to a drama teacher, can communicate that I’m attracted to the other person and want to kiss them.

In actuality, I used to have a bit of a hearing problem, and seeing their mouth helped me read their lips. And now it’s habit.

I do the staring into space and layer realizing the space is occupied by crotch or boobs but I don’t look at guy’s crotches just to look at guy’s crotches unless there’s something to draw the eye, like really tight pants. Usually, I prefer the back view though.

Have you ever seen one suddenly open up, go skirting across the table and grab the last butter flaked biscuit? Because then it’s a good thing you were watching it; you can point your finger and say "hey, I saw [del]who[/del] what did that!

Who knew they liked buttter-flaked biscuits?
Do you have dinner with Londo Mollari?

I don’t ‘stare’ at guys’ crotches, so much as sneak a quick look;;;;the same goes for their butts…sure are some nice ones out there!!..and you guys with boxer shorts…I always check to see if I can see it movin’ around in there!!!:wink:

Trust me, it is. Stare all you want.

Some of us guys are checking out the bouncing boys as well. There’s a reason I don’t like sports but enjoy college wrestling, diving and swimming.

I like it that so many guys are checking out boobs, so the minority of us who are staring at the cute shapes sculpted in the front of girls’ jeans instead are less likely to get caught at it.

Something I’ve noticed:

If you stare at a woman’s boobs she will look straight at you. If you look her straight in the eye she will look down at her boobs.

This made me LOL, as I have occasionally spotted men with the “pet python” issue. I don’t normally make a habit of staring at crotches or boobs, but I have a severe case of “shiny object syndrome” which also will visually redirect me to anything that’s out of the ordinary. This means that I’m likely to notice if there are hard nipples, severe cleavage, severely wonky cleavage, camel toe, or a monster in the pants. I have accidentally subjected myself to viewing a great many older men who wear tiny cutoff shorts with their tighty whities bulge hanging or threatening to hang out of the bottom-- it’s just not something I want to see.

Wow, I just never figured Cherry2000 as someone who would leer at people’s crotches, let alone admitting as such—but, there you go, color me shocked! :eek:

Was that you with the telephoto lens?

I just cant stop looking a everything.

Oh, you’re the reason I keep thinking picunurse is a guy. I knew there was a guy with “nurse” in their username. I’m not crazy after all!

And yeah, I’m all about the surreptitious glances, but usually not at crotches. I was mesmerized by a camel-toe once that I can remember, but boobs are usually much more interesting.

Whatever you said, des… I wish more women were descamisadas :wink:

I’d be smiling approvingly at all of them.

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Ah yes, the Florida Gravity Viper.

A related topic - I love to watch people, especially children, reading. I just know this is going to get me in trouble one day.

Also, I can’t stop staring a visible panty lines, or the pants-gap at the back. If there’s a thin line of undies visible - wow. It’s like eye-crack.

Hey, stop staring at my nipples and indulging your fantasies! My words are up(thread) here!

Bi female here. A friend of mine was laying on her side talking to me and I found my eyes repeatedly drifting leftward. Which happened to shift my gaze down the front of her body and along her hips. I wasn’t trying to look at her. But she also has a shapely figure and I don’t (I’m tall and lanky with no hips) so often when I look at other women it’s out of envy.