That wasn’t a telephoto lens, I was just happy to see you. 
I see what you did there. 
Okay so lately I have the worste starring problem. I look at everyone’s crotch or if they are female I stare at their boobs and it’s not sexual. I don’t get anything out of it I just look there and as much as I try to look at their eyes my eyes look there! I don’t know what is wrong with me, it is embarrassing! My boss is getting really upset with me. I’m not sure what to do I am not sexually attracted to him.
I am a straight female…
This reminds me of a comical (for teenage boys anyway) game that we used to play on the freshmen in the shower. "Hey! [guy who sucks at the sport and should be off the team]! Look!!! (pointing at own dick). People always look when you point at something.
The freshman, looking at the pointed-to dick would get his ass kicked for being gay because he looked.
Not a nice game at all in retrospect, but it was funny at the time.
Also, perhaps a good primer for the kids who’d never played sports where you had to shower with other dudes. It’s not a big deal… no one cares what your piece looks like (unless you were really unusual… unfortunately, those were the 200+ pounders usually, so we didn’t taunt them.
BTW - we never did anything worse than that I can think of (and the asskicking was mostly symbolic - just to remind them that they were n00bs). I wouldn’t go so far as to call it hazing. So don’t Pit me. Most of the guys would take enough beatings (via other means) that they’d get toughened up to eventually make the team. If you serve in hell, you get to win, as well.
I’m a boobie girl. Can’t not look at boobies.
I’m a boobie girl in the boobie world
Life in silicon, it goes on and on
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
OHGODpleasemakeitstopThatdamnsongisstuckinmyhead…aiaiaiieieeiaeiea :eek:
Caught myself doing this the other night on both a guy and a girl within a minute of each other. I just can’t not look. I’ll be thinking about something completely innocuous and then realize that i look like a perv. It’s really embarrassing.
Stupid eyes.
I am a chronic crotch watcher, male and female. I can’t understand the fascination of checking out someone’s crotch, but the imagination runs wild after that!!
I’ll never listen to that song again without thinking of this post! 
(It should be “silicone” but that wouldn’t flow quite so well with the melody.)