sigh I love it when I’m right! 
You kids are too damn cute.
Good lord, I never thought my sex life would become a part of the public domain.
To clear up a couple of things, this has been going on for a while, so he’s not really in trouble for the thread. Also, Woodstockbirdybird and Rasa get extra points for being the first to pick up on it elsewhere, and Jack Batty actually deserves credit for bringing Snooooopy to my attention originally.
What’s with this “awesome masculinity” stuff? I was just sleepy 'cause he kept me up past my bedtime watching the 700 Club and reading bible stories.
Repent, heathen!
Awesome masculinity?!
God what a shock Snooooopy! Given your profile I thought you were a Playboy centerfold. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Snooooopy Profile:
Turn-ons: flowers, long walks on the beach, “The Sound of Music”
Turn-offs: Rainy days, people who frown
Wow. My match-making abilities must be pretty potent. I didn’t even realize I pulled this off. Glad I could be of service.
Any other Dopers need me to hook them up?
Now Jack, we know you just did it for the attention it would eventually draw to you.
It was your post about Snooooopy in a ‘Dopers I’d like to know better’ thread (I’m too lazy to find a link) a couple of months ago that prompted me to look him up. It was all downhill from there.
Nailed? Is that what they are calling it these days?
Three months and she isn’t tired of me … hard to believe.
Yeah, the first time is always memorable.