She sleeps peacefully in my bed, tuckered out after serving witness to my awesome masculinity. Then again, she was pretty sleepy independent of serving witness to my awesome masculinity. But I still think I get a little credit, you know?
Uh oh … she woke up and isn’t real happy with what I typed. I’d better hit the “submit” button quick. Hey, OWW! Stop that! And stop laughing at me!
Religious phanatics? Nailed her on a cross, huh?
dodgy
…I thought that this was about a double crucifixian, but after I read the OP, the only thing that’s gonna get crucified is Snooooop.
Dammit!!! I must learn to type faster.
:eek:
I think someone is going to be in soooo much trouble…
Many sexual studies have proven that males have nocturnal emmissions well into there adulthood.
Sleep-typing, however, is a fairly rare occurance.
I was this close. . .
Then I fucked up the mood by singing Rod Stewart, “If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy . . .” Aw dammit.
Tripler
It’s good to see the BAD’s don’t slack off when it comes to getting some.
well good for both of you.
Hey, Snooooop, if you’re going to dish, serve it up good.
Who was he or she?
Whenever I declare myself to be “Stud Boy of the Universe,” she frequently manages to stifle her derisive snorting. OK, not right NOW, but frequently.
Yeah, really Snooooopy, cut us some slack here and dish!
If you’re gonna brag, go all the way! Inquiring minds want to know!
Geez Rasa, this is how rumors get started.
Yeah, sure is!
I expect to see a couple people glowing at Sue’s today. Maybe more than a couple if Sue busts out the darts. Congratulations.
WTF is going on?
The only thing that I can come up with is that you and slackergirl have been feeding each other Rusty Nails.
I must be WAAAAAAY out of the loop.
She has never accused my nail of being rusty.
I’ll just crawl off into a corner and think that maybe you heard me when I told you that it might be time to have jumped some bones…
If you did give me any advice, it was so subtle that I didn’t register that it had been given. As Sonya can attest, I sometimes need to figuratively be smacked over the head.