Incontinant Wallaby Possee.
Space Monkey Mafia
I always wanted to call a band that. Can I play kazoo?
Ugh, I posted a bunch but they didn’t show up so I’ll narrow it down for the hamsters…
Fathered ego
Feathered goon
…two anagrams of your current name
Dixie Cocks? maybe not…
Leaving Carolina
Wing and a Prayer
Lunatic Fridge
:smack:
Chiquita Oak
Nakedloder
The Cuban Cigar Band
Just three names my friend 's band rejected.
Rough Whiskey Rabbit
Clear as Mud
CJ
Abe Lincoln and the Emancipators
although Hi Opal does have agood ring to it. Or you could attract the stoner crowd and gor for High Opal.
Ya know… Chocolate Jesus or Plastic Jesus would be good.
If they’re gonna go with the Jesus theme, it should be Rhinestone Jesus with a Ruby Loincloth.
Yanno, I would seriously consider Bruce Daddy. Especially with an addition. Like Bruce Daddy and the Rodeo Clowns, or Bruce Daddy and the Horned Toads, or Bruce Daddy and the Straight Dope. Etc.
Good luck!
Stealing Daylight
Pustulent Toenails
What!?
Or:
A Long Piece of String
Or:
A Short Piece of String
Or:
A Piece of String
Or:
That Little Piece of String Between Her Legs
Okay, okay, i’m going now…
On the Chocolate Jesus theme: Cherry Stigmata. (Probably too punk, though)
**Thudmuffin
Eeny Meeny
Furbiscuits
Zottilicious ;)**
free beers
Personnel Jesus.
The long defunct band that we had in school was “Moist Adventure” which worked quite well. Feel free to try it! 
**Catmash
Mitohypochondria
Flibbage
Them There
Spelunk
Hamsters on Wheels
Whorticulture
Eyespike
Lemon Turd
The Cereal Killers
Chicken Licken
Zipdriven
The Polymaths
Argh** No, not a band name – I just can’t stop! Help me!..