Hardon The Beaver
Sunny Side Up
Cat Soup
Beer is not a Sex Crime (I like that one elfkin :))
Peacock Readiness.
(stole it from there)
Cloning Jesus
SOULNADO
10 second shopping spree at a 99 cent store
black debbie
Long Division
the Moors of North West Africa
3 Savile Row
turd ferguson
NARF
the brakes
hoodelah
hired goons
nostalgia treadmill
anniversary of what
soup du jour
Volume 17: Jet And Piston Engine Aeroplane
the Tea Totallers
Team Slack
ignite the atmosphere
we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone
Prehensile Rectum
No Dessert
King Solomon’s pet horse, Herman
Cuntfunnel
Your Mom’s Dildob (note: this is the name of the fake band that I am in, and we decided on the name after I found a dildo under my mother’s bed)
Musky Scent
Eaten Yellow Snow
And, if you REALLY want to pack the place:
No Cover
Free Beer
Topless Dancers
:smack:
That SHOULD be Your Mom’s Dildo
Linguini Bikini
Gyrate
If ** linguini bikini** does not get chosen as a band name, I’d sure like to see it as a fashion trend on beaches in the Summer of 2004 !!!
Mephisto’s Enema
Wrong Size Wrench
Plug and Play my Ass
Lifter, Leg, and Poker
Questionable Intentions
Unread Miranda
Change of Venue
Licorice Clitoris
Fatty Corpuscle & the Lymph Nodes?
If you have a woman in the band, Mother, Jugs and Speed might be good.
Could have copyright problems with that one…
**The Noble Gases
Bite Me
The Julia Child Experience
Fourth and One
Hogmaw
Dueling Tangeloes
Wedge Adjustment
Golden Brown and Delicious**
FYM
Viscous Bleak Off-Centre
or
Al at the Shop
I hope you tell us the name you selected - and where you got it from!
“and from where you got it.” would be more agreeable to English pedants. 
I think the winner is **Your Mom’s Dildob **.