I need a German translation...okay, I WANT a German translation

[Birdmonster]

Millions,
Looking through my band’s web referrers (yes, it’s come to that), I happened upon one written entirely in German. It contains what appears to be a fairly fact-centric blurb about us and weighs in at a mind-bending 3 sentences. Not the greatest of shakes, true, but I’d love to know what the hell it says.

I quote:
Birdmonster aus San Francisco rocken in Richtung Trail of Dead. Derzeit ist nur eine EP mit 3 Songs verfügbar und die klingen schon mal sehr ansprechend. Ein Album ist in Arbeit.

Now, yes. I tried Google translator. But, when I got this sentence: “At present only a EP with 3 Songs is available and sounds already times much responding,” I decided that humans were a far better choice.

I pray, already, times much responding to this.

[Mycroft_Holmes]

@Birdmonster

Birdmonster aus San Francisco rocken in Richtung Trail of Dead. Derzeit ist nur eine EP mit 3 Songs verfügbar und die klingen schon mal sehr ansprechend. Ein Album ist in Arbeit.

German native speaker here. The translation would be:

Birdmonster from San Francisco rock much like “Trail of Dead”. At the moment they only have an EP with three songs out and they sound very promising. An album is in the works.

[Birdmonster]

Mycroft: Thanks a million. The 6 minute response time blew my mind.

[Mycroft_Holmes]

@Birdmonster

Mycroft: Thanks a million. The 6 minute response time blew my mind.

Well, it’s almost time to go home from the office, and I didn’t have anything better to do than browse the Straightdope.

[Birdmonster]

You end your day with the Straight Dope, I begin mine. I’m 30 minutes in to another riveting day. Again, much appreciated.