There is no way I could afford $3 per serving. (And I’ve never bought or eaten a filet of salmon or a t-bone steak in my life. I’m a vegetarian heh)
** porcupine ** what do you mean by a *vague * chocolate-malt flavor? Like that the malt part is vague, or that the whole flavor is vague? I really need something that is VERY CHOCOLATY.
I’m writing down everyone’s suggetions…
My criteria:
Highest protein possible
low calories
low carbs
low fat
small serving size
http://www.protein-solution.com this is another one that has been recommended to me… anyone tried it? They have a discount for bariatric surgery patients…
Peace, scott. I assure you that I’m as chill as chill can be. I just took a look at that 600 calorie figure and had a momentary panic attack. I’m over it. Many humble apologies. 
Opal, to clarify, the chocolate taste is definitely very chocolately; it’s the malty taste that’s kind of vague.
Another vote for MetRx. That is some tasty stuff. And if you get bored with shakes, you can even make high-protein chocolate pudding with it!
Possibly the nastiest stuff I’ve ever had was Myoplex. I don’t know if they even still make it. It’s very high in protein, but you have to gag it down.
The last stuff I bought was just some GNC-brand whey protein that could be mixed easily with water. The taste is nothing spectacular, but at least it’s drinkable.
Ok… how much protein is in the MetRx? And can I beat you guys up if it’s gross? I’m gonna get something this weekend, and I’m basing it all on what you losers recommend!
Opalcat, I have nothing to add but my hope that everything works out well for you.
Sorry I have nothing to add but that.
According to the MetRx website, the regular stuff (MetRx Total Nutrition) has 37 grams of protein per serving. The Protein Plus stuff has 47 grams. That’s for the powdered, mix-it-yourself version of each. Apparently, you can also get a pre-mixed Protein Plus shake that has 35 grams.