No that’s not a misprint, I truly do need a joke for this punchline. It’s a very long story but if I don’t come up with a good joke that ends with the below phrase, I’m going to look like a fool to many, many people.
The punchline is:
“At these pills are still edible”.
If anyone can come up with a joke that ends with that line, I’ll be forever thankful. Well, maybe not forever, but ya know, a long time.
Please tell me there is a typo in your punchline - it’s not in English. Give me an English language punchline and I’ll give you a joke.
D’OH!!!
“At LEAST these pills are still edible”.
::bangs head on desk::
Here we go Whiskas
Joke engine running, have factorred in LEAST.
Stop that shit with the desk, it’s distracting.
Sorry.
::begins clicking pen::
Ow! Who threw that?
Look Whiskas (cat food),
Stop with the amusing asides or the joke won’t get writ.
I’m sure you’re smart enough to know that the joke only works if the end of the sentence provides the laugh.
Therefore we are looking at constructing a joke around “still edible”.
Guy walks into the doctor’s office, says, “Doc, you gotta help me! I’ve been constipated for three days.”
Doctor says, “Here, take two of these a day and see me in a week.”
Next week, the guy comes back.
“So,” the doc says, “how did those pills work?”
Guy says, “They didn’t do a damn thing. Still blocked up like the Jersey Turnpike at rush hour.”
Doc gives him a physical, and says, “Well, I’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is, you’re supposed to take these orally. The good news is…”
::::wait for it::::
“these pills are still edible.”
Ba-doom-boom!!!
oooo, not bad. Not bad at all. Unless ‘don’t ask’ can churn out a better one, we will have ourselves a winner.