I Need a One Word Username

I just got a gmail invite, (thanks artgeek) and I’d like a one word user name.

I’d like it to be clever, and not a real name, and only one word.

I’m begging the masses for some suggestions, so if you’re bored, please chime in.

The only one I have on my mind currently is Sophisticunt, but someone somewhere must have that one.

Checked Google gmail and sophisticunt is indeed taken.

There might be one you like in this thread.
Good luck.

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