I need advice on a sig

[Derleth]

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Around Christmastime, remind the fool that St. Nicholas is a name for the devil. See if he tries to stop people from celebrating Christmas.
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Oldscratch, maybe you should call yourself ‘The People’s Satanic Atheistic Marxist Whoremonger’ (PSAMW). Or perhaps ‘The Popular Satanic Whoremonger’s Liberation Front’ (PSWLF). Of course, calling yourself ‘Hanoi Jane’s Sugar Daddy’ would still work. It might get you killed, but it would work.

[psycat90]

I like whoremonger.

[MysterEcks]

Oh, sure, just throw me outta your sig after all I’ve done for you.

I kind of like “Satan’s Sockpuppet” for your sig, but sure as hell somebody wouldn’t get it.

How 'bout this:

**You have it backwards–the Devil worships me.

[Hamadryad]

Whore worshipper. Satanmonger. Why stick with the old tried-and-true?

I mean, honestly.

[voguevixen]

Whoremonger, hands down. Surely there’s a pic of that guy somewhere. It’s my new mission to find it, dammit!

[tshirts]

There’s another guy at the Montgomery Bart station and Second who has a sign connecting Clinton and a “Zoraster Galaxy Conspiracy”.

I’ve been meaning to copy the sign, it’s so strange. It has no syntax though, so it’s hard to remember, and he walks fast. Doesn’t seem to have an agenda or want money but he’s there every day.

[oldscratch]

tshirts. Get all the info you want about him here. It states

Dressed like a secret service agent after a night on E and carrying a new and improved, professionally printed sign, Frank Chiu (a.k.a. The “Impeach Clinton. 12 galaxies” guy) is San Francisco’s most persistent and enigmatic protestor. Whether it’s a WTO rally, Janitors for Justice, or just plain old Tuesday, you can bet Chiu will be there in shades. But what’s his beef? Why is he out there every day? According to Chiu, he wants Clinton impeached (along with several former presidents) because they are guilty of treason against a “hextronic” society 25 galaxies away from our solar system. Oh yeah, and neither he nor his family were paid for their appearances as movie stars during the Clinton administration. Various locations throughout San Francisco

He’s been doing that for at least 2 years, if not longer. All day, every day.

[douglips]

*Originally posted by matt_mcl *
**Satanist whoremonger. **

I prefer whoremongering satanist.

[mangeorge]

*Originally posted by matt_mcl *
**Satanist whoremonger. **

I like this one.
Or, Whoremonger to Satan.
I know the guy, oldscratch. Ain’t he a pill?
Peace,
mangeorge

[Kyla]

Wow, I don’t know either of these guys! I need to start paying more attention!

Oh, wait. Is this guy at Market & Powell? At the cable car turn? I’ve been yelled at by some looney Christian there.

[Bear_Nenno]

Satan’s Whoremonger

[Satan]

So what is it, huh?

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Yer pal,
Satan

*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Three months, three weeks, two days, 4 hours, 6 minutes and 8 seconds.
4566 cigarettes not smoked, saving $570.85.
Life saved: 2 weeks, 1 day, 20 hours, 30 minutes.

“Satan is not an unattractive person.”*-Drain Bead (Thanks for the ringing endoresement, honey!)

[Mojo]

It’s actually very easy to become a whormonger. All you have to do is have sex with a whore?

I don’t want to know what your definition of “fishmonger” is.

[Doobieous]

A couple of years ago in China Town, me and a friend were walking and we saw this old chinese guy on the top of a lamp post talking about how evil the Dalai Lama is and how China is Guilt free and stuff. Not sure if any of you know what i’m talking about, but I had to share :).

[TwistofFate]

Whoremonger… definetyly… all you need now is a fedora and a steel capped walking stick

[oldscratch]

Well. A little late, but I’ve been occurpied with the very important task of being violently ill. I hope you’ll accept my apologies.

I have decided on this line as my sig. I just think it rings true.

Thank you for all your input.

Sex is always better than devil worship. Well, except for when the devil gets frisky