On wednseday, this freaky Christian guy at Powell street called my a worshiper of satan. If you’ve ever been to SF you’ve probably seen him. He’s got the “NO SEX WITHOUT MARRIAGE” freaky board. I added it to my sig. Yesterday, he called me a Whoremonger. I kinda like it. I don’t want a sig that’s too crowded, I will only use one. Which should it be? Whoremonger, or Satanist?
I leave it in your capable hands.
Whoremonger, definitely. It’s much more creative. If he’s going to shout at you everyday you can just change your sig everyday with his new comment.
Well, he doesn’t shout everyday. Just on those “special” days. I wish I had a picture of his sign board, it really is a piece of work.
Whoremonger, without question. Satanist is just so trite.
Definately go with “whoremonger”…and for god’s sake, get some whores to back up that claim. Then go walking by him with at least one on each arm, and I’m sure you’ll have something even * better * to use as a sig…
It’s actually very easy to become a whormonger. All you have to do is have sex with a whore? What is whore? Why an unwed woman. So really, most of the board is made up of whores and whoremongers.
Damn, oldscratch - he never calls me anything!
I’d definitely go with whoremonger. Much more interesting. Sex is always better than devil worship. Well, except for when the devil gets frisky . . .
I agree with Myrr on G.P., but most especially on this topic.
Whoremonger is just so much more … luscious to say.
Though I would spell it whore-monger, just to milk it for any potential double-meanings.
I need a new sig. Think you could ask him to shout something for me?
Satanist whoremonger.
Being a Satanist is so passe’ these days. 
“Whoremonger” is more interesting, in my book. Not used much these days, and carries more old world class than “pimp”.
Well, I vote for whoremonger, but I also agree with lunapark. Each time you get a new title, why not make the switch?
Alternately, there is the list motif - you know, something like:
Oldscratch - Satanist. Whoremonger. Straight Doper. Teeming Millionth.
Uh-huh. I’d say a whore is actually a woman, wed or not, who takes money in return for sexual favors, but that’s just me.
Whoremonger. Anything ending in monger is funny.
I say Satanist, simply because you should worship me.
Yer pal,
Satan
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Three months, two weeks, five days, 16 hours, 10 minutes and 41 seconds.
4426 cigarettes not smoked, saving $553.37.
Life saved: 2 weeks, 1 day, 8 hours, 50 minutes.
Well, no. Really you’d have to be a whoremaster. A pimp. A monger is one who promotes or deals in a specific commodity. A peddler.
As to whether it’s better to be a Satanist or a whoremonger, you’d have to look at past performance of each. Whoremongers have consistently defeated Satanists at poker and pole-vaulting while Satanists have triumphed in backgammon, figure skating and Beirut (the drinking game).
Based on all this evidence, I move that you call yourself The Devil’s Whoremonger.
Uh, Swiddles…
The most expensive woman I know is my wife…
Should I connect the dots???
Yeah, like Satan doesn’t have enough people worshipping him already. I’d go with whoremonger.
Damn, I thought this was gonna be a chance for me to make another custom sig. That was fun.
oldscratch, what do you do to get him to yell at you?
In the 5+ years I’ve been here, he has never yelled anything at me.
Two weeks ago, my boyfriend was flashed by a lady of the evening in the afternoon.
I feel cheated. 
I guess I really do have to get out more to enjoy the city. 
I don’t know what you have to do. For some reason I always seem to bring out the screamer in freaks. Must be my chraming personality. He usually is quite well behaved. One time, I was waiting to cross the light, and he calmly asked me if I was a christian. I replied “No, I’m a godless communist.”
He started yelling at me " Marx was an agent of satan. You are an agent of satan. Get thee out of my site satan." and on and on.
The next day he started calling me a whoremonger. I only know the definition cause he has it posted on that big board of his.
As for you Satan, it would only make sense that I would worship you. After all, I AM your sockpuppet.
Right now I’m leaning towards this sig.
Sorelian Satanist, Marxist Whoremonger, Evangeical Atheist, Not so Straight Doper.
eh?