I Need An Artist Name

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Well, I’ve actually managed to create some music in Fruity Loops. So now I need a decent artist name. I don’t want to use my real name or my screen name, because, let’s face it, they both suck for this purpose. So I turn to you Dopers: Please give me a name I can use for my music.

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Juan D’Arcy-Kruger

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Squeamish Monkey Monolith

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Slavic - Vasili Potapov

Japanese - Hiroshi Nakagawa

Indian - Sarin Gupta

Australian - Bruce Conner

Or plain Anglo-Saxon: Kenneth Elliott

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Death Ray Mechanic

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Supergrover. Although that’s probably already gone.

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Jabberwocky Superfly

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Something I read on the label of some texturing spray:

Heavy Splatter Knockdown

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Klügel?

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I hate to go for the “duh” here, but what’s wrong with Atomic Badger Racing?

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Phat Petulengro Smith

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H.P. Lovejet.