I need bizarre dating game questions

Lately I’ve been having fun playing The Dating Game at http://station.sony.com/. I’ll either give bizarre answers as the contestant or ask weird questions when I am the ‘Chooser’. I’ve been hitting a creative wall coming up with new freaky questions. I need fairly short questions to ask in the game (‘You’re drinking a bloody mary when you find a human embryo in it. Do you finish the drink?’ barely fits). Does anyone have any suggestions?

If I were a twinkie, what would you fill me with?

If I were an ice cream cone, do you wanna have sex?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Which do you feed your cat - spinach or fingernails?

Would you like fries with that?


LOL! Thanks I needed that

Would you give the same answer to this question and “will you have sex with me?”?

“Do you hang to the right or to the left?” (especially fun when you ask chicks)

“If you were a brand of industrial lubricant, which one would you be?”

“Should I pour coffee on your left foot or your right foot?”

“Button then zip, or zip and then button?”

“How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Cornish game hen?”


If you were a small animal, what would be the best way to prepare you for human consumption?
Do you prefer to give or receive golden showers?
Do you crap floaters or sinkers?
Would you sleep with me if I put a gun to your head and insisted?
Do you object to masturbation on the first date?
If I choose you, what would disappoint me most?
What is the best image compressing software to use for vagina pictures?
What is the best semen stain cleaner?
If I were Superglue, would I be strong enough to keep your mouth shut?
Have you been spayed?

Who’s the black private dick who’s a sex machine with all the chicks?

If you could be any emoticon, what would it be?

Do you still do that thing with your mouth?

“So whats your take on a third nipple?”

“Do you have anything against condiments?”

“How much is that doggy in the window?”

“Do false teeth bother you?”


Thanks all. I’ll be asking these questions when I get on later.

Well, my game didn’t last very long. I only got to ask a few questions. Some of the answers are pretty obscene, so there’s your warning.

If I were a twinkie, what would you fill me with?

Contestant 1 - sweet cherry filling
Contestant 2 - Jizz and spit
Contestant 3 - My cum which smells like Clorox

Would you like fries with that?

Contestant 1 - Yes no needs for plate will eat them off your hot bod
Contestant 2 - No just your fat fucken pussy staring at my one eyed monster
Contestant 3 - No bitch I’ll have a number 1 with my supersized dick up in ya

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Cornish game hen?

Contestant 1 - Wouldn’t take me long i am queen of licking
Contestant 2 - Whats up with the bestiality?
Contestant 3 - I don’t eat pussy step off bitch

If you were a brand of industrial grade lubricant, which would you be?

Contestant 1 - left the game
Contestant 2 - wd40
Contestant 3 - left the game

I gave up at this point, no fun with only one player

You left!!! But No. 2 sounds like such a winner. And he stuck it out when the other two left. Don’t you owe him something?

Gonna bump this thread up. We will be doing the dating game in a couple of weeks and would love some updated questions from your brillant, deviated minds :wink:

Which serial killer do you most identify with?
Which famous criminal / murderer would you most like to have sex with?
What sex crime are you most likely to be arrested for?
If you were a rapist, how would you choose your victims?
What is the most number of times you have masturbated successfully in 24 hours?