This is a simple and slightly fun little game that I was introduced to at another message boards and am importing. Hope it hasn’t been done here before.
Here’s whatcha do -
Player 1 answers a question.
Player 2 guesses what the question was, and provides another answer for the next poster
Example:
*Player1*: Only on Tuesdays.
*Player2*: Do you eat sushi?
Next answer: With my left hand, usually.
Make sense? So, here’s your first answer:
Yes, but only if you use tongs.
Q: What hand do you wipe your butt with?
A: Only when my parents were not home.
Can I have an M&M?
42
Q: How many roads must a man walk down?
A: Sure, but not with some one in your condition.
Uh, I just noticed I gave a question for the wrong answer.
New Q: Do you like to eat tripe?
Q: Will you walk down those 42 roads?
A: Only the blue ones
Q: Which of those pills will take me down the rabbit hole?
A: The full moon.
Zev Steinhardt
Q. what is one half the moon plus one half the moon?
A. The price of rice in China
Q: And just what is your excuse, Missy, for the horrible, naked injustices you performed on that bus full of Weebles?
A: Well, there might be, but you won’t know unless you can hold your breath for at least three minutes.
Damn! Whuckfistle beat me by a minute!
Q. Is there a set of car keys in there?
A. I`ll tell you when your older.
Q. Daddy? How old am I?
A. Edmund Hillary
Q: What will you name your daughter?
A: In your butt.
Q: Now where did I put my car keys again?
A: Blue with white stripes
Q: What did the suspect’s shirt look like?
A: It only hurts when I bend over.
Q: You’re not still walking funny are you?
A: Well, um, I saw it on the Discovery channel…
Q: Chimpanzee clone anal sex?!?
A: Andorians.
Q: Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
A: It was eaten by chickens.
Q: Of all the alien abduction/anal exams you’ve had, who was the most gentle/loving?
A: 97, as long as I’m sober, but never if I’m wearing the green boxers.
Q: What should I tell the detective happened to Farmer Brown’s corpse?
A: $12.50, but I paid too much.