Q: How much did you pay for that hair peice?
A: Only when I cough.
Q: Have you seen The Flim Flam Man?
A: Nebraska. I think it’s infected.
Q: Where did you get the hedgehog?
A: Six pounds of potato salad and a wetsuit.
Q: So what are you bringing to the next DopeFest?
A: March 17, 2031 at 1:53 pm
Q: When exactly did Skynet and its machines take over the world?
A: It was like that when I got here.
Q: Why did you make such a mess in the toilet
A: Montezuma’s Revenge
Q: What smells so good?
A: Rumproast with carrots.
Q: Why is the sky blue?
A: Large chunks of corn.
disregard that question i came in too late
Q: What goes with large chunks of peanuts?
A: 4 on the floor and a biscuit.
Q) What do you find after lieu’s taken a shit?
A) The modulus of elasticity.
Q) How big will these pants stretch?
A) Design for Survival
Q: Why is a Gazelle so fast
A: To Join the South African Womens Rugby Team
Q: What is Kn*ckers’ lifelong goal?
A: You’re soaking in it
Q. Do I really have seventy pounds of cranberry sauce on me?
A. He wanted to see what it felt like.
Q. How in hell did he get that screwdriver in his ear?
A. A spatula, a fire extinguisher and an enema bag.
Q. What are we supposed to use the leftover duct tape and plastic wrap for?
A. I’m just here for the food.
Q: Did you know the deceased well?
A: Bargain schmargain! We’ll make do with this budget model.
Q:Would you like to hire Tyra Banks or Cindy Crawford for this?
A:48 different doughnuts.
Q: What did you have for breakfast?
A: Your mother like it.