liked it! drat…
Q: What do you want for lunch?
A: 1’7"
Gah, too late… that was aimed at kspharm.
[sup]Going with tjblack…[/sup]
Q: What did Mom think of my lasagna?
A: I hope that’s Cheez Whiz…
Q:What’s that stuff oozing out of your ear?
A:I didn’t actually mean it, of course.
Q: Remember when you said you’d be my Valentine? (sorry…bad evening still engraved in my memory)
A: It tastes like brain!
Q: So how did you like the vegetarian omelette?
(and may I just take this moment to say, excellent Q, UncleBeer! 
)
A: Burma!
Q: Where did you catch that rash?
A: A hockey puck to the talibone.
Q: What did you get for Valentine’s Day?
A: A surplus of wheezing rhinos.
Q: Hey, the animal park sent me a Christmas card; did they send you anything?
A: A bourgeois dwarf.
Q: Oh my God, what is that strange little red thing running along the sidewalk?
A: She said it was the coolest experience of her life.
Q: How did your sister enjoy her cruise to Alaska?
A: The Iditarod.
Q: Where did you acquire your bizarre affection for husky dogs?
A: Sheep go to Heaven, goats go to Hell.
Q: What did you learn in taxidermy bible class today?
A: Six of one, half dozen of the other.
Q. How many chocolate donuts can you eat in one day?
A. Duct tape and plastic wrap.
Q: What did you wear for your Valentine’s Day date?
A: “Tough titty,” said the kitty.
Q:What did your cat say when she saw Janet Reno topless?
A:Carpe Canum
Q: What phrase, when googled, turns up the most unproductive results?
A: Three semi-colons.
Q: What did the internist produce after the morning operating room shift was through?
A: A Tootsie Pop, a bottle of Merlot, and a ferret.
Q: What items were listed as first-date musts in the OP by the doper who bewailed his lack of success with women?
A: Al Gore’s beard.