My best friend is getting a Build-A-Bear for his birthday but I can’t think of what to name it. For those that don’t know, it is a place teddy bear that you build at a little store/workshop, fill it with stuffing, a fake heart, a voice if you want, and then clothe it. I want it to be vaguely or outrightly dirty because it suits him.
Here are some examples of what I want:
Püsher Stühlen :dubious:
Anna L. Rimmer
Miles üstel
Ulich Mianis
Basically if it can work as a porn and drag name it will be fine. The dirtier the better.
Yeah, I never really understood scat either, which is why I can’t quite understand why you felt the need to take a great big shit all over this thread.
As for naming the bear, there’s always the old stand-by, Holden McGroin.
Holden McGroin is ok and with the spirit. I’m looking for something that sounds dirtier if you guys know any. I will probably either dress it up in a leather outfit and interchange it with a paddington style raincoat.
Okay, wow. It’s like the gauntlet has been thrown down. Not only can I have fun with names, I can tick off a turd.
On the ‘fecal matter’ track:
[ul]Willie the Pooh
Boo Boo Poo Poo
Poo Bear
Anal Ursidae of the order Carnivora
Quintisential anal Essence
Turdsly
Bung-o
Ursus Anus[/ul]
Stealing then altering for my own use some names from the Gay Bowling team thread[ul]Queen of the Forest
Closet Bear
Blow Bear
Smithers[/ul]
A few more thrown in for good measure.
[ul]Kodiass
Ben Dover
Grizzly Adam and Steve
Brown and Proud
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And I have never understood the need of some people to spread hatred and filth where it isn’t wanted. Such ugliness is not wanted or needed here, and I expect you not to bring it up again.
It isn’t hatred. It is a simple failure to understand that there is any difference between being “gay” and other psycho sexual disorders such as pedophelia, bestiality and other un-natural sexual perversions, or why we are for some reason expected to consider such abberations as “normal”.
Thanks for getting this back on track. It doesn’t matter if it is a boy or a girl. I will put in the best name that I think of or am suggested. On that note, Amanda Boink is great and totally not lame at all.
All right.
I can’t and won’t apologize for my feelings/beliefs, but I DO apologize to the OP and the rest of you for posting them in this thread. I let a bad mood and frustration get the better of me…
Now I think I have a great name as a compilation of several of the ones here!
Craven Dixon Butts
Made up of all real names…I would add that on the list of most unfortunate names ever! Keep them coming. I wonder if I can get one that would be more unfortunate than that.
More background: You can add a little voice thing to these bears that can record around 30 seconds of speech. This bear will say a quote from his most unfortunate sexual experience which involved one of his tricks and a dog. No he didn’t go through with it. Perhaps Cravon Wolf Dixon-Hisas would be more appropriate but I don’t want to embarass the cashier girlings too bad.
