I need help with a new sig.

I know we have a lot of quick-witted
and fun people here, so please help me with
a new sig.
It could be a famous one or something you creat.
A fun one or something that suits me.
I’m no good at creat one myself and I’m tired of mine.

To echo my post in another thread, how about:
Founding member of the Swedish Bikini Team.

If you’re not familiar with it, the team featured in a series of tacky beer adds here in the U.S., a few years back.

Looking for a tutor to help me learn the english language. Close, personal attention wanted. Only cute SDMB hunks need apply.

<Not that your english is bad, mind you, just going from some things you’ve said.>

A paraphrase of your current sig has merit:

I can resist anything except temptation.

I don’t know about you, but it certainly fits me!

Here’s an idea for a sig OR the name of this thread that’s a play on your name:

Anniz in desperate need of a new sig

Of course, you might want to change the italics to fit your mood.

:slight_smile:

How about Anniz, I taste like licorice
I know its anise, but arn’t they pronounced the same?

Anniz: the best poster from A to Z

How about…

A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits. - Woodrow Wilson

There’s a fine line between an attitude problem and thinking clearly.

If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

Sincerity is the key. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - George Burns

“How many frickin’ times do I have to say, ‘In the form of a question’, people?!?” - Alex Trebek

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.

The Web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.

Don’t make me use uppercase…

Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Politics: From the words ‘poly’ meaning ‘many’ and ‘ticks’ as in ‘small, blood-sucking parasites’.

Men… you can’t live with 'em, can’t have heterosexual sex without 'em.

Thanks everyone.

Vestal Blue, no I didn’t know about the beer adds
about the Swedish Bikini Team.
Now I understand it more.
I have to take yours later,
it’s cool.

iampunha, I take yours,
even if it is’nt true,
I like it.
Know we’ll see for the first time
how it looks.

I missed to put it in.
Lets see know.