I really, truly, wanted a “Hello, Lamia”! event.
I really, truly, want a “Hello, Lamia!” event.
Er, unless she’s a dude, which would be awkward,
Would jello work? I’d let it cool a bit and then just as it starts to set, use a funnel to pour into balloons. Tie knot and refrigerate?
Awesome combination of OP topic and handle.
Zebra seeks Z bra. Now that’s a big girl. (Apologies to Laugh In)
My favorite fake boob prop was a pair of stripper pasties with small motors that would spin the tassels. We had two stripper characters, one who spun her pasties the old fashioned way, and an, old, fat, character who had the motorized one. The young one would bounce all around in the befuddled male character’s face and make the pasties go, then everyone would turn to the old one, who silently reached up and pressed the button on the bra to make them spin. It always got a huge laugh.
Anyway, go Nerf if at all possible. Use the spray foam insulation only if absolutely necessary. It won’t move realistically at all, and it doesn’t have much strength under stress of movement. The 1/2 or 3/4 of a Nerf football in each bra, liberally glued into the cup of the outer bra, should hold up better.
Enjoy,
Steven
Lasciel has great advice up there, but I wanted to let you know that Victoria’s Secret sells a bra called like Miraculous or something that is essentially fake boobs. It’s mostly foam and makes you look 2 cup sizes bigger. With that and Lasciel’s idea, you could get some pretty stupendous proportions fairly easily, I would think.
Just in case anyone is interested, the designer who made the fake stripper outfit for us uploaded a video of the motorized tassels in action, sans actress, to youtube.
Enjoy,
Steven
Remember, write off the expense as projection equipment to maximize the accounting treatment.
What?
what if you just put on a bra that fits then a slightly larger bra and a slightly larger one untill it is to the desired size
Soon I will post some photos of our results. We used several methods together.
They’re fake, and they’re spectacular.
If you are a NYC doper and want to see the show, PM me.
Here you go, from a B to a Va Va Va VoooooM! cup.
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If she’s so good, can’t she fake big boobs?
I think i prefer the girl with the glasses and schoolgirl skirt but that’s just me 
Only if she’s fucking everyone else BUT Zebra.
And may I say, she’s pefecfly fine in my book.
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There are many fine women in the show. Just none for me.
Not bad. The look is she bought a dress too small for her bosom and it’s cutting them in half, which is a look some women go for. I’ve never liked the muffin-topped-tittie look myself, but for an up close and personal performance, especially showing a lot of actual cleavage, it was a good choice.
Enjoy,
Steven
ok… now… THAT was funny.