So one of my business parties this year has an Armageddon (excuse me, Arma-Get-It-On) theme, and my girlfriend and I will be attending as apocalyptic prophet, with signs to wave to match. But we need good things to write on the signs! Anybody got any suggestions? All I’ve got so far is one that says “The End Is Near” on one side and “Repent, Sinners” on the reverse. Anybody got any ideas? Bad puns get extra credit.
First thought that comes to mind is the Halloween costume my husband and I wore 2 years ago - he was Highway to Hell and I was Stairway to Heaven… maybe that could fit the theme a bit?

Nah, it’s a celebration of the last year that we’ll be doing this in this particular building before the new building is complete, so it’s really supposed to be an end-of-the-world thing, because it really is the end of the shop-party era. Great combo, though!