And my daughters favorite joke from TLAP day a few years ago:
Where do pirates like to eat?
Arrrr…bees.
Obligatory link to the lyrics of The Last Saskatchewan Pirate. 
Why do pirates say Arrrrrr?
Because Kkkkkkk doesn’t sound very menacing.
How much did the pirate’s peg-leg and hook cost?
An arm and a leg.
Why was the pirate movie rated R?
Because of all the booty.
Thank you so much for posting this classic! I’d never heard of this gem before and needed a good laugh! :D:D
Unless you’re in the Bay of Japan or playing Starcraft.
What kind of socks do pirates wear?
Arrrrgyle.
Why are pirates called pirates?
Cuz they yarrrr!
wheres the little pirate smiley face icon when you need it?! 
What did Black Beard say to his men before they got on the ship?
Let’s get on the ship, men!
From International Talk Like A Pirate Day – Sept. 19, every year since 2002
[Fabricating here a bit…you work out the details]
How do you know if a pirate is high tech?
He has an aye-phone.
From: http://www.piratetreasure.org/pirate-jokes.htm
Where do pirates find their birds? Parrots Without Partners.
Where do pirates get chocolate? Carob bean
What kind of look does a pirate give right before walking off the ship? Plank stare.
There are name generators out there of course. One I found last year also allowed you to name your “ship,” i.e., car. Mine came out “Fearful strumpet of the Caribbean.”
This one, sir, was a major groaner. I’ll have to try it tomorrow!
What kind of car does a pirate drive?
A Toyota Yarrrrris.
Why do pirates store lumber at the south pole?
Because it shivers their timbers, matey!
Not a joke, really, but how about this call of a race at Saratoga, won by Arrrrr?
I always liked this one as “Arrrg, me arteries!”
I don’t get it. Do the Japanese say kkkkkkk? Maybe it’s only in advanced Japanese that I haven’t yet studied where nihonjin start to sound like the Zerg.
Say, Cap’n, why d’ye have that cat on yer shoulder?
Arrrr, it ate the parrrrrot!
The ultimate pirate song is Roger McGuinn’s Jolly Roger
I’ve always loved that one, but the punchline I learned was:
“Thar on the side’a me head, where’s yer buckin’ eyes?!”
It was a bad joke really. Koreans play lots of Starcraft and their online laugh is ‘kekekekeke’ which sorta sounds like ‘kkkkk.’
Where do pirates go to school?
HARRvard