I need to get laId

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#1

Just thought I’d let you know.

#2

Would getting lald relate to getting bald?

#3

Don’t you use lald when you cook? Maybe he’s gonna make some Christmas cookies or something.

#4

No No nothing to do with going bald or cooking. It must be he is a James bond fan and wants Live And Let Die.
Yep thats it

http://www.thegoldengun.co.uk/lald/laldnf.htm

#5

There’s nothing like a good lald people

Dont knock it till youved it

#6

Where do you live? Tuesday or Wednesday at 8 p.m. works for me.

#7

Friedo, I’m sorry to hear you are having trouble getting laid. I had no idea we had posters who were actually eggs IRL. Well, you learn something new every day.

Here is some advice about being eggbound.
http://www.surrey.ac.uk/~cus1fb/fowl/eggbound.html

Unfortunately it all seems to be from the standpoint of the poultryman, but maybe you can find something here that helps. Hope you’re feeling better soon! I’ve never been a stuck egg myself, but I can sympathize, I think.

{{{{{{{ Friedo }}}}}}}

#8

So do two people I know. I thought they should just fuck each other, but they both had really bad reactions to that idea.

#9

Well, you have to realize that Fred and Barney are pretty conservative about some things.

#10

Ummm…I’m free then. Can I come too (so to speak)?

#11

It’s been so long for me I’ve forgotten who ties who up.

As far as getting lald, I tried looking it up in an online dictionary. Here’s what I found:

No entry found for “lald” in the dictionary.

Suggestions:

Ald.
LL.D.
lad
bald
Wald
laid
Land
lard
laud
Lad
Bald
Wald
Laid
Land
Lard
Laud
Lalo
LLD
lad
bald
laid
land
lard
laud
LALR
Ladd
ALD
LLD
LAD
LAL
ALLD
LLAD
BALD
MALD
NALD
OALD
SALD
TALD
LELD
LVLD
LWLD
LAAD
LABD
LADD
LAFD
LAGD
LAHD
LAMD
LAND
LAPD
LASD
LALL
LALS
lad
bald
gal/d
land
lard
laud
lalo
Bald is listed on their 5 times. I don’t know what that’s about. Anyway, I’m willing to try each and every one of these on whatever willing doper is interested. It’s all in the name of science.

#12

bald is listed on there…
bald is listed on there…
bald is listed on there…
bald is listed on there…

I’m not that stupid, I just play one on the boards.

#13

Poor mistreated Friedo… on silly mistype, and all these people making fun of you! You guys should all be ashamed. I mean, really, what egged that on in the first place? Just keep shelling out the egg jokes 'til we all crack, why don’t ya. :smiley:

As for you people who thought the original post cointained the word “LALD” (caps for readability), I copied and pasted into Word nd did a change case and discovered that LaId=laid.

Hmmm… Friedo, do you have an egg fetish? I gather that if you choke the chicken, it will be incapable of laying an egg.

#14

“ON silly mistype” - that’s a good one (on)!

#15

I dunno. Google gave me 3,130 hits for “lald”
friedo’s gonna be awful busy.
Peace,
mangeorge

#16

Man, you really need to get laid if you can’t even spell it.

#17

When it rains, it pours, eh? :wink:

#18

I need to get lold, myself.

#19

I was hoping to get a ladle. I needed it bad.

#20

You have 2 immediate options:

  1. Get a call girl (not street whore). The web has made this easier. No pimps. You get to see what the girl looks like. Cost? varies. If you live in L.A. you will pay more, but likely about $300. Cheaper than courting a girl to that point. No wet kisses though, and not something to brag about at work, but a good time to practice those Kama Sutra moves.

  2. Get that hand warmed up.