I never knew I was a journalist in New York! or, googlism.com

The nickname isn’t getting anything, so for my real name:
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jonathan is a hot tramp
jonathan is a hunk
jonathan is a christian organization
jonathan is ready to shoot from the point on a power play
jonathan is a brilliant eclectic musician with a wide range of styles
jonathan is in his fourth year of solitary confinement
jonathan is stupid
jonathan is an incredible communicator
jonathan is a healthy 7lbs 3oz and 19" long
jonathan is such a handfull
jonathan is the only candidate running for governor who supports a single payer health care system offering total coverage and total choice for all
jonathan is the creator of quicktimers
jonathan is a tree he can climb
jonathan is very artistic and draws elaborate robot men
jonathan is an investment that pays for itself
jonathan is currently working on a sequel to the cockroach war
jonathan is that you?
jonathan is even asked for autographs
I scare me.

Some favorites:

gopher is the king
So…who’s looking to be a queen?

**gopher is a fascinating animal that looks like a chubby little rat
**Aren’t I handsome?

gopher is derived from the french word gaufre
I’m sophisticated too.

gopher is the long
Interpret that how you want to.

gopher is for you
I’m all for you.

Now who wants to my queen? :smiley: