Yeah, I know it’s juvenile but it’s also fun. Heck, even SNL did a skit on it (Dixon Butz).
Remember those names of people you would make up in elementary and junior high school?
List them here.
Yeah, I know it’s juvenile but it’s also fun. Heck, even SNL did a skit on it (Dixon Butz).
Remember those names of people you would make up in elementary and junior high school?
List them here.
You mean like Heywood Jablowme?
Eaton Peters?
I. Craven Morehead?
Betty Humpter?
Peter Gozinya?
One of my buddies temporarily dated a woman named Ida. She wasn’t much to look at, and turned out to be annoying and obnoxious as hell. After he dumped her, we used to kid him by saying ‘Ida Saidno-Thanks,’ ‘Ida Declined,’ etc.
Dr. Lance Boils
Buster Hymen
I named a bunch of my sims like that in a long-running SimTower game. Hugh Jass, Amanda Hugankis…
Michael (Mike) Hunt and Wayne Kerr
Sal Monella
Connie Lingus
Phil Latio
Phil McCracken
Willie Makeit?
(Betty Won’t)
Justin Time
Cliff Hanger
Patty O’Furniture
Tyrone Shoelaces
Mahatma Coat
Claude Balls
And then there’s the gay Irish couple:
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
Willie Fisterbottom
Ben Dover
Richard Head
Richard Weed
Richard Smoker
Jaques Toutight
Harry Peters
Peter Dragon
Harry P. Ness
Stu Pedasso
Lance Peircem, (an actual character in short novel I wrote - you can tell by the name that it’s not the kind of book you go bragging about)
I’m including their literary works - that’s how I knew 'em.
Brown Spots on the Wall by Hoo Flung Poo
Green Spots on the Wall by Pickem and Flickem
Miles & Miles of Little Brown Piles by Johnny Squatnrun
Can you tell I was (am??) obsessed by bodily functions?
Jack Mihoff
Hugh Jorgan
Pat McCrotch
Richard Cranium
Michael Oohnshtinks.
Dick Hertz
Ivana Kutcherpeckerov
[aside] Richard Cranium was the name of a racehorse in Australia a few years back[/aside]
Don’t forget the fine legal team of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
And everyone’s favorite Hawaiian princess, Kamanawanaleiya.
Then there’s Mike Oxbig and his buddy Pete Zoria.