The name game - contributions eagerly awaited

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Some old favorites and some new ones

                     Buster Hyman (gynecologist)
                     Bjiorn Talouse
                     Darren Back
                     Helen Highwater
                     Malcolm Fralderworth
                     Sharon Sharalike
                     Angie O'Plasty
                     Dee Compose
                     Ann O'Rexic
                     Randy Marathon
                     Jaques Strap
                     Manny Pause
                     Bella DeBall
                     Bertha DeBlues
                     Clem Chowder
                     Lance A. Boyle (dermatologist)
                     May O'Nays
                     Evelyn Tentions
                     Hank E. Pancke
                     Lana Dufree
                     Homer DeBrave
                     Collin Allcars
                     Carrie A. Grudge
                     Jerry Atrick
                     Perry O'Dontal
                     Hugh G. Rection
                     Justin Case
                     Liz Terene
                     Freda Slaves
                     Natalie Drest
                     Jim Jivitis
                     Mandy Torpedoes
                     Gus Toe
                     Ann T. Histamine
                     Ollie Kaneet
                     Al Bino
                     O. Dom Itter
                     Sal Manilla
                     Sue De Bums
                     Imogene Splicer
                     Hank Erchief
                     Otto Body
                     Phyllis Steen
                     Phil DeTank

                     Anyone? Anyone?
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From our own board…

Sue Duhnym

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Hugh Jass.
Amanda Hugandkiss.

Sorry, that’s all I have. Need to watch The Simpsons more often, I guess…

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More here: Great/funny fake names???

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The ultimate source is the National Lampoon 1964 High School Yearbook Parody (especially Homeroom 309 for the risque ones). Let’s try Homeroom 110:

And lets not forget the freshmen:

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Umm, no one has mentioned Mike Hunt?

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one of my customers: Richard Head (do NOT call him Dick)

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Leo Tard

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Chuck Flowe - works for the local water department

Dick Bush - is the landscape guy for the state road dept. in this area

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Then there’s:

Phil DeGrave (undertaker)
Hal Jalycakyk
The Dover kids, Ben and Eileen
William Mayket (friends call him Willie)
Jacques Stroppe
Claude Bahls (the famous liontamer)

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Don’t forget Holden M’Groin!
How about: Paddy O’Furnichur
Bib Lee O’Graphy
and her husband, G. O’Graphy
Miss B. Haven
Mary Krissmis

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Can’t forget about, Barry McKockener.

Or that nauseating couple, Sam and Ella.

Pro wrestler, Hugh Morrus.

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Dick Hurtz

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FYI, ‘Buster Hymen’ was a porn star (I’ve heard). :smiley:

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Pez D. Spencer

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Jack Miehoff

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Harry Ballzonya

 or

Dick Gozinya

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Heh…call me immature and uncreative, but…

Mike Rotch
Mya P. Burns (saw that one on SNL)
Husband and Wife: Holden & Sharon Dicks (that one two)

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Someone mentioned Ben Dover, but forgot about his partner, Phil McCavity.

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From Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Phillis Stein

LC