Hey guys. This is my first post! A friend of mine gave me information on this and I just love reading your witty comments! Keep it coming!
Anyways, I’m trying to compile a loooong list of those witty names such as the favorite “Ben Dover” (bend over) or “Mike Rotch” (my crotch), etc. , like Bart Simpson used to use all the time when he called up Moe’s Tavern. Give me your best!
When I used to work in the service division of a major electronics retailer (don’t want to name names- let’s call them “Circus Shitty”), I got a repair claim from a customer by the name or Harrold Butz.
On one episode of The Man Show, they got a bunch of guys who actually had these embarrassing names on and interviewed them. Then they scrolled a list of other names of actual people who refused to be on the show.
There was (is?) a hockey play for Quebec whose name was Joe Sakec. His last name is pronounced like “sackish.” Someone made a statement about some other player, and the TV anchor made a comparison by saying, “How about Joe Sakec at Quebec?”
It sounded just like, “How about Joe Sack-a-shit Quebec?”