Hugh Jorgen
Mike Hock
Dick Gozinya
Master Bates
Dixie Wrecked
Hugh G. Rection
Dick Hertz
Ollie Churpuzi
Hugh G. Rection
A character from Melrose Place - Peter Burns
there’s an anchor at our local TV station named ron beaton, the funny joke was always saying “is ron beaton off tonight?”
he has a son named benjamin, but everyone calls him ben beaton, that’s kinda funny too
Tara Hyman
Barry McKochiner
:rolleyes:
That one is soo funny. My friend used to call himself that all the time… 
and then there’s Hugh G. Rection (eww) and Ima Goner.
Aye! and his good friend, Ruben M’Balls!
Careful, in a previous (allegedly musical) incarnation, I was Paisley Schwartz.
My mom was friends w/this couple whose last name was Zinnete. The man’s wife was expecting a baby boy, and they wanted to name him Ray…but someone pointed out that would be Ray Zinnete, or Raisenette…true story!
Here’s another one I just thought of…my friend’s mother works in a doctor’s office and one of his patients is an Oriental man named Fuc Yu
Oh yeah, years ago, a friend called the operator, and in a really bad Middle Eastern accent said “Hello, this is Condom! I wish to make emergency phone call to…” and gave the number for a public radio talk show. For years, my friend had a tape of:
“KPFT*, you’re on the air.”
“Hello, this is the operator. I have an emergency phone call from Condom.”
“What! Ex-CUSE ME, OPERATOR???”
“I have an emergency phone call from Con… Oh, Never mind.” CLICK.
*(Did this surprise any Houston Dopers???)
Most of the ones I knew have been covered, but one of my favorites was Ava Gina.
(BTW, the last name rhymes with Dinah)
Buster Hymen
Still not laughing.
Martha Farquar
This kid I knew once had a dauchound named “My Penis”…he’d go up to people and say “Do you want to see a picture of My Penis?” or “I lost My Penis…it’s brown, hairy, and 24 inches long” I dunno, I find this kind of juvenile humor amusing :)