I pit a murdering hit-and-run driver scumbag

Listen up you piece of whale shit, I don’t care who you are. When you hit someone with your car you fucking stop and call the cops. You do not drive away to leave someone to die in the street. And you sure as fuck do not tell the girlfriend you just dropped off to get back in the car before your getaway. You were not panicked enough to leave her, then you can’t use “panic” as an excuse to to abandon my friend. You stay at the accident scene and get help, you frog felching prion. Thank goodness someone saw they whole thing in front of the 7-11, and called the cops and an ambulance. At least my friend’s last conscious moments on earth were not alone and in pain.

You took one of the nicest, most fun and funniest people I know from us. When I get to hell you will know it’s me because I am going to shove flaming sulfur and burning aqua regia up your ass all the way to your palate for all eternity, even if I have to do it with my bare hands.

In this life there is a witness - besides yourself and your female companion. The cops will get your ass in this world, and you will spend the rest of your days on earth in the slam. No niceties like “vehicular manslaughter” for you - you left the scene, so when my friend died you became a murder in the eyes of the law. I hope you rot, you useless fuck.

I’m so sorry. Some human beings are a waste of good carbon atoms.

Oh christ Typo. I am so sorry. What an awful thing. I hope the bastard has nightmares for the rest of his useless life.

Do they know who did it/caught the guy? I can’t be sure from the OP.

Doesn’t look like it from the OP.

Hopefully the witness can give some good info and the cops can get the fucker.

Sorry for your loss Typo Knig

That is horrible. I’m so sorry, Typo.

I’m so very sorry, Typo.

I’m so sorry to hear that, Typo. We had a string of hit-and-run collisions on our cars here (three in one year!), but no one was injured - we just had to cough up the money for repairs, and that made me furious enough - I can’t imagine how helplessly infuriating it would be to have a good friend killed by a hit-and-run driver. I truly hope they catch the piece of crap who did this, and he gets everything he deserves.

ETA: Remembered one wasn’t a hit-and-run but just a break-in.

I’m so sorry to hear this Typo. Hugs to you and yours.

Thanks everyone. They haven’t caught the swine yet, but the Washington Post article mentions the color, make and model of the car. I hope progress is being made by the cops. I really hope they catch the slime. The fucker has no idea what a great person he removed from our world.

So sorry, Typo. Please keep us informed about the investigation.

So sorry, Typo. I hope the girlfriend’s conscience bothers her enough to turn the piece of shit in to the authorities.

My condolences.

This was in Langdon? If so, someone’s been leaving comments at washingtonpost.com that your friend is not dead.

I like to think that murdering hit and runners shit their pants a little every time someone knocks on their door. So sorry about your friend. I hope they catch the scumbag very soon- on Christmas day as he’s sitting down to dinner with his family would be a good time.

Ouch, sorry to hear that. Have you spoken to any family?

Typo I am very sorry to see this.

I work locally in news and by your description have figured out who you are speaking about. If it happens that I hear of anything new I will let you know. As of now it looks like a brief press release is all everyone is going on.

It was in Northwest DC. The comment that my friend was not dead was followed up by another comment, from his best friend (I recognized the name), that our mutual friend is on life support pending donation of his organs. The docs may be keeping his body going so he can help other people, but all that made my friend who he was is gone, like tears in the rain.

Jesus, Typo, I am so very sorry. What a senseless act. I hope you and your friend’s family can find peace, both before and after this worthless scumbag is brought to justice.

That’s awful. I also looked for the post stories and was hoping that your friend was a live after all, but I guess not. I’m very sorry. Losing a friend is hard enough, losing one due to someone else’s criminal act is even worse.

That’s all I can think of to post, and I know it doesn’t help worth a damn.