You’re different from me. And that’s bad. Is it my problem if you’re limited to words? Your gripe is like me bitching about you using too many "w"s in one of your posts–you know which one. Smileys exist for a reason.
jerk face.
Eat my shorts, tampon breath.
Because you like seeing imprisoned animals? Yeah, me too. Especially giraffes. There, I said it.
Anyway, the Pit certainly has lost it’s je ne sais quoi lately. Actually, I do know what; I just wanted to sound erudite.
Indeed they do - they help differentiate the 'tards from the non-'tards.
I dunno, I could definitely find uses for a middle finger smiley.
Or, alternately, you could just write “fuck you” or “fuck off” so your post didn’t look like a text message from a 13-year-old girl.
That’s funny, coming from someone with your username. Fuck off.
I’m with Creaky and Freddy.
What’s my username got to do with it, bitch? Is “Covered In Bees” the height of wit and erudition? Fuck off yourself, asswipe.
Dammit Giraffe, just drink the fucking kool-aid and be done with it. Tell us about your damp newspaper, and your coworkers who don’t perform to your exact specifications and that guy who was talking loudly on his cellphone behind you in the line at Starbucks.
Chop chop.
Point.
You’re a humorless nitwit. Please don’t stand too close to me, as I’m desperately afraid that whatever’s wrong with your head might be contagious.
Well it is from Eddie Izzard, so it’s pretty high up on the list. 
More seriously though, when people say the collective asshole of this board is extra tight, they are definately not kidding, holy shit.
I’m always willing to consider moving threads based on the sort of concerns **Giraffe ** and others have expressed.
The rules say:
I’ve moved threads based on those rules, and I’ll continue to do it. I’ve been a bit distracted lately, and I don’t think I got any reports, and I didn’t notice how many there were. I’ll try to keep a better handle on it. But if you see a thread and you think I should move it, please report it. It makes my job easier.
Gfactor
Pit Moderator
Oh no, not a humorless nitwit! Oh, the pain! Takes me right back to when the Mormon missionaries used to insult me and then try to steal my lunch money for spray starch.
No need to worry about me standing too close to you - if you’re like most of the fatties from this board I’ve met IRL, I’d have to sit at least 3 seats down from you if we were in a movie theater.
If you think I somehow didn’t “get” that your post meant you wished you could use a middle-finger smiley on me for what I wrote, please be assured your attempt at wit didn’t fly over my poor pointy head. The fact that it wasn’t funny doesn’t make me humorless, though - it just makes you unfunny. Which is pretty much redundant when you’re talking about people who use smilies.
Anyway, better a humorless nitwit than an annoying fucking cunt.
Funny, I was thinking the exact same thing in regards to you. Different strokes, I guess (that’s from Sly & The Family Stone, who easily beat out Eddie Izzard on the cool scale).
Really? That’s the kind of moronic shite you want to read about? Wow, that’s some riveting outrage right there. I’d love to read about whiny lameasses who crying about bent books. Fuck-ing exciting that is.
Oh. Well. I had no idea Giraffe was forcing you, possibly with threats of violence, to read his thread. You poor dear, please, please start a pit thread about it so we can shower you with {{{hugs}}}.
See, that’s what I miss about the Pit…assholes like me. Enjoy your new lame whiney pit - it sucks.
Don’t worry, you’re safe. Not suffering from recto cranial inversion isn’t catching, more’s the pity.
Will no one think of Gfactor who has to read all of this drivel? :eek:
Strangely enough, most of the people posting in this thread bitching about Giraffe are the kind of people who are boring fuckwits.
You know, the kind who think that the difference between “Boring shit” and “Awsome wrath” is adding more profanity. ie:
I dislike having to pay for college! <— belongs in the whiny bitch forum.
I fucking hate cocksucking motherfuck shitfuck bitchass having to fuck off pay for damn piss college! <---- STILL belongs in the whiny bitch forum, except the poster looks even more retarded.
But, Giraffe, you failed to express your indignation appropriately enough. You should have added a few heaping tablespoons of well-deserved scorn to your post about the kind of interchangeable imbeciles who clog up the pit, like:
The people who only comment on obvious stupid shit: “I agree with the OP that shooting your children is bad!”
The people who contribute nothing more than a one-line drive-by about how <insert yout troll> is a bad person.
But my deepest most favorite hatred are all of you poncy SCA-member attention whoring lickspittles whose instinctive need to fit in with the crowd and be accepted leads you to post those little sycophantic “Me too, and you’re a bad person for calling my friend names!!! (XOXOXO to you, SmoopyPants!!!)”-type keyboard droppings.
The outrage you so honestly spew at those who aren’t interested in everyone just getting along? To me it’s like the ugly fat lady you see on the local news wearing a giant oversized Loony Toons shirt and stretchpants, bitching about her baby daddy and how the grocery store won’t let her buy Southern Comfort with food stamps. In other words, the kind of humanity that passes through life (to quote Bill Burr) looking up at shit and getting in the way, and sometimes making me feel embarassed for you because you’re too fucking stupid to know when you should be embarrassed on your own behalf.
Don’t worry though, I’ll let you know who you are. Of course, it won’t help because it’s been scientifically proven that you own incompetence stands in the way of you understanding just how worthless your drivel is.
True enough. I’ve been getting that all day, from a variety of sources. The fact is, I just wasn’t feeling the righteous wrath. After all, the people posting all the tepid OPs weren’t doing it to bug me, they just didn’t know any better. Like a puppy that pees on the floor.
Still, I wish I’d had you write the OP. Your post is much better than mine.