I pit cheap eastern european porno.

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For the following random reasons:

  1. 85% of the women look like drug addicts and/or prostitutes. I swear most of these women look like they are unwilling sex slaves forced into this field, which wouldn’t surprise me.

  2. Eastern european porno actors seem stuck in the 70’s with their dirty discotech clothes, men in speedos with hairy fat bellies,

  3. The women look dirty. As in they don’t look bathed. Gnarly corns and calluses on their feet, yellow teeth and unbrushed hair.

  4. The men all look like Borat or a slightly toned down version of him.

  5. The men have tiny and/or hairy pricks. When I watch porn I want to see a chick getting slayed by a dick that is bigger than mine which means at least 7". I also don’t want to see a giant bush of pubes.

  6. Little to no production value goes into any of it (except a co called ddfprod or something like that, I think they get all the lookers). They are all the same dumbass scenarios.

  7. Did I mention that the women all look like slaves?

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Try freeing up your right hand and using to put your credit card back in your wallet. The fewer people buying it, the less the incentive for them to keep making it.

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Hey, you get what you download through torren-, err… pay for.

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** Cubsfan ** I see that we visit the same website. :wink:

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You found something that was both cheap and of low quality?

I’m astounded!

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You know there’s people on this board who make good porn?

(That’s no joke…)

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It must really suck being tied in that chair with your eyelids glued open so you have to watch it. :confused:

Or, what Miller said. :smiley:

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You forgot about odd tattoos that cover half of someone’s body, usually seen in Russian porn.

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For someone who doesn’t like watching something, you sure seemed to have watched it pretty closely.

Corns and callouses?! Who watches ANYTHING that closely to notice that?

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FWIW, gay Czech porn is really hot. I don’t suppose that helps the OP, though.

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People still pay for porn? Hello RedTube, hello YouPorn.

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Paying for porn?

How quaint :stuck_out_tongue:

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Is it that cheap Russian porn you see sometimes where the action takes place in a room that has a ratty couch on one side, a ramshackle kitchen table in the middle, and a stove and over-under washer dryer on the other side? Because whenever I see that stuff all I can think is, jesus, does somebody actually live in that shitty apartment? And then I feel sad :frowning:

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What? I don’t watch the stuff, but I can certainly see the need for it. Not everyone wants to see two superhot people get it on. It just doesn’t seem realistic enough. It’s kind of nice to be able to relate to the people that are in the porn. That’s kind of why I never got into celebrity porn. It’s not like you can pretend that you’d actually be fucking some celeb later. That’s my theory at least.

Of course I don’t know how bad it is though…

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It’s really sad when you hear the kid in the other room ask “What’cha doing, Mom?”
:stuck_out_tongue:

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So I guess the OP somehow can’t find free/cheap porn featuring attractive eastern European people… on the Internet? Really?!

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It’s not great, but the genere of American porn that includes enhanced breasts, shaved everything, and feral looking performers that look like they are jonesing for their next meth hit is not much better.

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Normal amateur porn I can understand, but how are ya gonna relate to Russian sex slaves?

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  1. I don’t care what the guy looks like, I’m busy looking at the girl(s).

  2. There’s a lot of porn produced in Eastern Europe. Some of it is as terrible as the OP describes. The off button works really well.

  3. Other porn made in the east is very good, at least if one likes gonzo, which I do.

  4. There are as many fugly women in American porn, Brazilian porn, Italian Porn whatever. Again, the off button is just a click away.

  5. What **astro ** said.

  6. What this thread needs are cites. How we are going to get around that, I dunno. Is it OK to post broken links to porn sites?

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Yeah thats the stuff. Sometimes they mix it up and move into the bedroom which is nothing but a matress on the floor with no blankets or pillows and a lamp.