Normally I do too except I googled for images the other day and it brought up two separate guys in the pictures of the girls and the guys were sort of pudgy and looked like they had a white guy 'fro about 15 years ago (having lost most of it.) I’m not asking for a male model but am asking for the situation to be more realistic.
ETA: now i realize who they reminded me of : Will Farrell. He in dire straits lately? 
Yes, it seems like if you’re under 30 and want to work in gay porn nowadays you have to have a Czech passport. Not that I’m complaining, mind you…
Instead of posting this in the pit, you should really get this message to Vladimir Putin.
I mean, Russia is the country that was shooting dogs into space just to say they did it first. It’s a historical fact that the Soviet Military-Industial Complex was an offshoot fo the Russian Inferiority Complex. If you can arouse that, you’ll soon see Dolf Lundren/Bridgitte Nielsen-lookalike couples mating like eagles in the stratosphere, and the Pentagon demanding that our porn stars fuck them from orbit just to be sure.
Well, he is a Cubs fan, so that automatically makes him a bit of a masochist.
Ukraine, dudes. That’s where the good stuff is. Those Ukraine girls really knock me out.
Sounds like the OP has been looking at the Polish stuff, which I agree is horrible.
Holy crap! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
When there’s free porn thick as shad all over the internet, from every first-world country imaginable, why on earth is the OP even looking at this stuff?
Does his computer have some kind of weird Communist-designed filter that only allows him to view porn from the former Soviet Republics?
I always look at the electrical outlets to try to figure out where the porn is coming from. A lot of eastern European has fine young women without boob jobs which suits me just fine.
As a White Sox fan, I find a lovely irony in the OP’s username.
Are you sure that’s not Leslie Nielsen, after binging on a cruise ship?
oh please. the porn the OP is talking is what porn is. trash. sex for the sake of sex.
i hate the shinny body, giggle porn, that attempts to have hollywood production values. and if they have a “plot” or “story,” it’s not real porn.
just lipstick on a pig.
Wait, I’m behind some sort of internet porn curve, where, besides Youporn and Redtube is there free decent attractive people porn on the internet? Really? I mean besides Google image search and the scaryness that is the Hun’s Yellow Pages, what am I missing?!?! Somone PM this magic to me!
I could tell you but then I would have to kill you. 
I’ve risked more for less, let me have it.
Empornium and the FreeOnes message boards. Any decent torrent site has all the porn you could ever want, too, although specialized sites like Empornium give you standardized previews, more breadth and depth, better porn-specific search mechanisms, a sense of community and a selection that’s already been screened for legality in the US. (You can’t be too safe.)
There’s also xtube and pornotube.
Er, then you need to avoid Russia in general. The country is in the First World only because they have First World weapons.
That’s hot! :dubious:
Or, when you discover the “actress” is your mom.
