I pit cheap eastern european porno.

I have to ask all of the posters in this thread: cite? :smiley:

If you think so, have I got the ideal place for you!

I hope this thread doesn’t die before at least one Yakov Smirnovism posted.

I know that I, as an ugly Borat with a tiny penis, often feel marginalized by pornography that doesn’t sex acts I can relate to, i.e. those with filthy, yellow-toothed women. Thank goodness for the brave men and women of Eastern Europe to fill this important niche.

:stuck_out_tongue:

The tongue doesn’t make up for it? :smiley:

Luckily I don’t think I’ve ever seen any of the ahem material in question. Much of the ‘material’ I’ve seen usually has one or both of the following women in them - Aurora Snow and Jenna Haze.

I actually could almost fancy Aurora. She’s my type. And Jenna isn’t but she’s always immaculately dolled up in her erm… Movies.

Oh, and Guage.

Hungarian pr0n models are incredibly beautiful. Sandy Egerhazi, in particular, may have been the hottest woman alive several years ago. The production values in the Hungarian stuff tend to be very high. Unfortunately not much of it is passed around for free.

Russian and Ukrainian gals are also lovely and easier to find without signing away your credit card numbers. (The above applies only to values of “gals” ending in .jpg. Actual Rus/Uke mail order brides are notorious for scamming.)

Completely work safe links…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_haze

Slightly less work safe link…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauge_(porn_star)

Fixed link.

In Soviet Russia, porn fucks you.

Sorry. That’s the best I can come up with.

NSFW spoiler

In soviet russia, her face cums on your penis

In Soviet Russia, porn hides you under the mattress!

Oh Yakov Smirnov, is there anywhere in society your influence DOESN’T reach?

Are you sure she’s female? :dubious:

Query: why can’t we loose her on Al Qaeda and see who wins? My odds are on “her”.

You could also try news groups UseNet . Yeah, I know it isn’t the ‘shit’ anymore, but you can still find tons of stuff there. Most ISP’s carry them still, afaik.

I happen to be a member of a message board which once had a subforum for the stuff, but they were forced to create a whole seperate web address for it, but if you had an account with one you could use the other.

And of course there’s the ‘way’ that the mentioning of which is taboo on the SDMB.

Wow. The internet really is a series of tubes.

It’s fun to guess at the existence of websites by trying out the url…

http://www.tubetube.com/
edit: for something VERY NSFW add another ‘tube’ to that url.

Just goes to show, the Internet is for porn.