I can have some strong opinions sometimes, but in most cases I am pretty leery about taking them so far as to tell other people what they should and should not do. How do I know I am right? Aren’t there usually two sides to every story? Shouldn’t I walk a mile in their shoes? You get the idea.
But when it comes to chewing on other people’s faces, I feel confident declaring, “You should definitely not do that.” Especially after you’ve been shot once already in an attempt to stop you. When the police shoot you to get you to cease and desist, IMHO you really should do exactly that, especially if they’re trying to stop you from eating someone’s face. ‘Gauche’ isn’t the right word. ‘Depraved’ is better, but I’m still at a loss as to what word to use to describe this.
Let’s leave the zombie behavior to zombie movies if that’s okay with everyone else.
I think dietary restrictions are o.k. if prescribed by your family doctor or if it’s a part of your personal religious beliefs, but applying them to everybody smacks of Big Brother to me.
I hope the tireless work of noted documentary film maker George Romero has been successful and the cops quickly shot the victim too, in the head, to stop the outbreak right there…
Ever hear a vegetarian say, “Never eat anything with a face”? Well I am no vegetarian but I am pretty serious about, “Never eat a person’s face.” If that means you think I’m a prude, too bad. I don’t know, I mean maybe I am a little repressed or something really, but I still am not persuaded that eating someone’s face (alive OR dead) is ok.
If only there had been the same police response the night Slyvia Plath and Ted Hughes met and she bit his face, drawing blood. Think of the tons of self-indulgent, daddy-issue poetastery humanity might have been spared!