Welp, another case of somebody eating somebody else’s face in Florida…
Really, Florida, what the heck…? I have heard only of one case of something like that happening… and it was also in Florida 
“WTF is it with Florida?”
Fixed the title for you. The entire state is a meme.
Well in Florida there are a lot of people using designer drugs that are cooked up who knows where. It said in this case the guy was using flakka, if you google any videos of people allegedly taking this drug they are often acting completely insane, stripping all their clothes off, like people who are on pcp. The other case was a guy allegedly taking bath salts but I seem to remember reading it turned out to be something else.
Its really just sensational journalism, sordid drug use, unusual crime, drug zombies, if it bleeds it leads. The first story turned out to be such a huge story for some reason so any story that is similar especially in the same state is going to be a bigger news story than it otherwise deserves, so the media can sensationalize and make out like there is some epidemic going on.
I’ve worked in a few different parts of Florida a few years back and among blue collar construction employees (Blue Collar Tweekers) there does seem to be a lot of drug abuse going on, I saw it firsthand. I also saw a lot of drug users that worked at unskilled day labor places that paid like $50 a day where nobody asked too many questions and you could work say two weeks in a row and then not come back for a month then come back again and work for a month. That kind of employment seems to be ideal for someone supporting a habit because they can just show up for work when they feel like it.
Well, after that chimp incident in the other “Sunshine State”, Florida had to take things up a notch to remain competitive…
Sorry, I can’t hear you…lean in a little closer. Closer…clooooooserrrr…
chomp
Hey man…don’t knock it til you try it.
I mean, the nose is a bit chewy but once you get past that…
From what I’ve read, they at first thought the first face eater was using bath salts. But it seems the only drug they found in his system was pot. The newest eater hasn’t completed the blood work yet.
Pot is well known for causing the munchies.
Funniest thing I’ve read all month. Thanks for the giggles, Digi. 
Famous last words until someone bites your face off.
…someone ate my ear off.
“Face eating Jack? Is that something I should try?” /Brian Dernahy
No, no, no. I’m eating Jack’s face; get your own damn face to eat; mebbe try Tony over there.
AMC must really be going all out to promote Fear the Walking Dead returning this week.
*“Florida is a theme park. And the theme is weirdness.” *–Serge A. Storms
And Chris Hardwick’s Walking-Dead-themed wedding.