All right, well putting that aside for now, what is your position on face-chewing after the police have shot you once to force you to stop? Are we in consensus that one shouldn’t chew on someone’s face after the police shoot you over it?
Personally, I think the KONY dude was the original carrier of the naked zombie virus, which he picked up while in Africa. They just managed to catch him and administer the top-secret antidote before he got all bitey.
So the policeman chewed the guy’s ass and then shot him.
As always, the best parts get eaten first.
As usual, the 1980s has the perfect song for the situation. Safe for work. Enjoy.
Toto Coelo video “I Eat Cannibals”
The next time you are on a highway ramp pay very close attention.
See any signs that say “MUST WEAR CLOTHES ON RAMP” anywhere?
Are the authorities sure it was two guys, not one guy and a shaved chimp?
Just too nice of a day to stay home.
This is the kind of thing that can make a city look bad and needs to be stopped for face-saving purposes.
Well I don’t see why the government should be telling me what I can and can’t do in the first place. 
You know, it had crossed my mind that this did resemble some chimp attacks where the chimp chewed off a human’s face (see Charla Nash for just one).
So, why do people do “bath salts”? I looked up the composition and effects of MDPV/bath salts, and I’m not really seeing what would be so great you’d take the chance of a 107 degree temperature and cannibalism.
What happened to just doing acid?
As an aside, I have a 16 year old daughter, and we have had lots of talks about drugs. I’m going to go home tonight and tell her that, if she needs to do some hallucinogens, just take some acid or mushrooms. I told her something similar about pseudo-marijuana, and advised her to just smoke pot. I’d rather she be well-informed than pretending that she’s never going to partake…
Too difficult to procure. Or so I’ve heard.
ETA: A friend’s daughter recently died after a 6 year battle with heroin addiction, which began when she was 17. I once asked the girl why she didn’t just smoke pot. She told me heroin was way easier to get.
Cannibalism may be a risk for you, but for others it’s a feature.
Ah.
Florida.
<Shakes head>
I just heard that the face chewer was a 31 year old guy who was naked because a “cocaine psychosis” raised his body temperature, and caused him to strip. The 65 year old victim is still alive, but no reason was given for why he was also naked on the highway ramp.
I see your “I Eat Cannibals” and raise you Eyes Without a Face AND Anything Goes. Top that!
It was just a live performance of Otto; or, Up with Dead People.
The temperature excuse is bullshit because you know who else is naked? Cadavers at the morgue! The Dead Walk and are eating people’s faces and necks to get to their brains!
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2118273,00.html
The tests detected only marijuana in the system of the attacker, the medical examiner said Wednesday, ruling out other street drugs that some had speculated 31-year-old Rudy Eugene might have taken.
Watch out for those potheads.