I pit CNN and here's why

The OJ verdict was 20 years ago right about now, and that station’s acting like everyone and anyone nowadays cares. Hour-long specials, interspersing it with the regular news, etc.

Or do we?

Back when the trial was going on, Newsweek mentioned that the sequestered jurors had all their media censored to remove references to OJ, and a letter writer asked where he could subscribe to that service. :stuck_out_tongue:

On a less humorous note, when the Oklahoma City bombing happened, my first thought was, “So, how long will this knock OJ off the top of the news?” The answer? Two days. :smack:

…what’s this I’m hearing about OJ?

I’d rather watch FoxNews than CNN – at least one can enjoy some recreational outrage! I have been curious about that Malaysian airliner though; does CNN have an update on that? :smiley:

Have others also noticed that, very often, when pursuing a story about something relevant going on in the U.S.A., the breaking coverage comes from a British newspaper? :smack:

Who’s OJ?
I just said that to make you all feel old. I know he’s the guy who patented the abbreviation for orange juice.

I’m waiting for one of the reporters to pull a Mika Brzezinski and refuse to do a news story on him.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, Mika saw a Paris Hilton story scroll up on the Teleprompter and refused to read it. She kept her job, too.

Yep, definitely noticed it. Most with the Daily Mail, which is a tabloid, but they’re often there first and with the best and most detailed information on major news events in the U.S. But read the celebrity blurbs and you’ll get so tired of phony references to toned abs, toned pins and pert bottoms that you’ll want to pull your hair out.

He co-starred in The Naked Gun series.

I pit them for the constant goddamn Liberty Mutual car insurance ads.

Definitely. And for Wolf Blitzer.

First, yes. Best, not even if God was rewriting world events to conform to what the Daily Mail was reporting. It’s the UK version of the New York Daily News: it puts the “yellow journalism” in “yellow journalism.”

Thanks, Starving Artist. I feel like I understand you now.

Certainly. But the fact they’re a tabloid doesn’t necessarily mean everything they write is bullshit. They obviously expend a fair amount of money and effort to report thoroughly and correctly about major news events in the U.S. Just about anytime something major has happened here they’ll have a lot more factual detail about what happened, the names of those involved and more and better photos than we see here in the U.S.

Somehow I’m still dubious. :slight_smile:

Sometimes it hard to tell what’s sarcasm, and what is not.

The above was NOT sarcasm.

Calm damn shorty. It’s not time to celebrate. The police haven’t murdered OJ yet.

That’s the sequel to “Get Shorty”.