I pit Diamonds02 and his honk-happy friend

[Cat_Whisperer]

Farts are always funny. Diamonds and her friend are still jerks.

[VinylTurnip]

@Bryan_Ekers

I have to admit, I might find the activity mildly amusing if it was done by a fictional character who was already over-the-top in assholery, but if I actually knew someone who did this for real, I’d have no problem disassociating myself from him, as life is too short to hang out with such people.

Man, that is one fancy-pants way to say “fuck THAT shit!”

[Eonwe]

People who are assholes to others just because they can get away with it are never funny. They’re just assholes.

It’s like thinking it’s a hoot when your friends throw eggs at cars. “Hahaha! Did you see how much you scared/angered/inconvenienced those people? You sure are hilarious!”

[tdn]

Meh, I like her. I don’t think that she’s an asshole or a jerk.

But she does need to grow up.

[drewtwo99]

I know this is a several months old thread now, but I just had to update it for Diamonds02’s most recent hijinx… her plan to steal flowers, re-pot them, and then sell them for a profit.

Seriously Diamonds… seriously -_-

This might even top the honking thing. Going around and stealing people’s flowers to sell them to make a profit?

[Phedre_no_Delaunay]

I hope that “friend” has an emergency at 3 a.m. but the emergency response can’t get there because they are all too tired after having gotten no sleep because of jerks like that.

[Cazzle]

@drewtwo99

I know this is a several months old thread now, but I just had to update it for Diamonds02’s most recent hijinx… her plan to steal flowers, re-pot them, and then sell them for a profit.

Seriously Diamonds… seriously -_-

This might even top the honking thing. Going around and stealing people’s flowers to sell them to make a profit?

Link?

[drewtwo99]

@Eliahna

Link?

Sorry about that, here you go! You get 2 for the price of 1!!!

[Bleach23]

Thanks for putting up the link to those threads…I needed a good laugh.

[SmithCommaJohn]

@drewtwo99

Sorry about that, here you go! You get 2 for the price of 1!!!

I think Diamonds02 might actually be Frank Reynolds.

[dropzone]

[tangent]

@gallows_fodder

Or else she was raised by a wire-mesh mother.

Does anybody still mention Harry Harlow’s Mengele-ish experiments in Psych classes? I first read about them in third grade and thought they were sadistic, except I didn’t know that word yet.

[/tangent]

[Cat_Whisperer]

I was disappointed to see the plant thread closed; that one really had legs.

[Who_me_1]

I can’t work up too much anger. She’s a troll, no one is that stupid.

[Azeotrope]

@Cat_Whisperer

I was disappointed to see the plant thread closed; that one really had legs.

Or possibly roots

[digs]

@jayjay

As someone very wise once said about self-diagnosed “Asperger’s sufferers”, “It’s a social disability, not an asshole license.”

Damn, I am going to quote this in The Analog World. That’s great.
And from that other thread where Diamonds parks in a traffic lane and claims to be mystified by others getting pissed:

@Thudlow_Boink

I won’t comment on the parking thing, because I’m still not sure exactly what the OP is doing, in what circumstances, but I’ll offer this as a general life rule:

When you do things that inconvenience other people, they will, very often, become annoyed at you. Part of learning how to live and work with other people, especially in close quarters, is learning how to stay out of one another’s way.

[Autolycus]

I miss Diamonds.

[Tom_Scud]

@drewtwo99

Sorry about that, here you go! You get 2 for the price of 1!!!

see also (and don’t miss the poster’s triumphant return to the thread at #26).

In other news, obvious troll is obvious.

[digs]

Just to make sure she sees it, here’s my advice to her when she asked “What can I find for free and sell?”:

OMG, Diamonds, I just now saw your “Why can’t I overfish a lake and sell the fish off the back of my truck?” thread.

Go get some money the old fashioned way (work for it). Relying on your own instincts is going to get you in a lot of trouble.

@Diamonds02

So I can’t go and catch hundreds of fish, fry them, load them in the back of my pickup, and sell em at a flea market?

I’m half expecting to come here someday soon and read a thread titled “How was I supposed to know pickpocketing was a bad idea?” and your OP mentioning that a guy broke all your fingers. Slowly.

[jayjay]

@digs

Just to make sure she sees it, here’s my advice to her when she asked “What can I find for free and sell?”:

OMG, Diamonds, I just now saw your “Why can’t I overfish a lake and sell the fish off the back of my truck?” thread.

Go get some money the old fashioned way (work for it). Relying on your own instincts is going to get you in a lot of trouble.

I’m half expecting to come here someday soon and read a thread titled “How was I supposed to know pickpocketing was a bad idea?” and your OP mentioning that a guy broke all your fingers. Slowly.

Seriously…it sounds like all the ideas she has for making money involve more actual physical work and scrambling around for less money than just getting a damn job and doing it. Yes, we’re just coming out of a recession and unemployment is high, but fast food and retail are hiring. It doesn’t pay GREAT but if you are even halfway responsible you’re worth more than gold in those areas and you should never want for work.

[Emtar_KronJonDerSohn]

people should be up by then cooking breakfast…it’s like an alarm clock.

Is your friend’s name Bubb Rubb?

The whistles go.... whoo whoo!

It’s ownly in tha mownin, he spose ta be up cookin breakfass oah sumptin, iss like a alaam clock

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