No, I think your first impression was correct and that her auto spell check changed it to ‘deck’.
What gets me about Diamonds02 is that she doesn’t think any of her schemes through. Poop on a deck can be washed off with a garden hose. You have to sneak into their house and poop in their toaster.
Omigosh, when did you figure it out? We left that for you in the middle of your St. Patrick’s Spank-The-Leprechaun party, and as of last week, you were still sniffing around (and we were swearing up and down that we didn’t smell a thing).*
*Yeah, we slipped your live-in Samoan masseur a couple of Jacksons to play along… with his inimitable “Of what funny ambiance is the which do you speaking, my Monkboy?”
To be frank, there’s a big difference between a bare URL to YouTube or some other site and one that actually gives everyone else some clue as to what you’re linking to. Not everyone is going to follow every link offsite, particularly when you don’t give any idea as to what it’s about.
Yeah, I haven’t followed any of the above links, but I was wondering if someone would post them until I saw Kal’s link. I still haven’t followed that link but I’m pretty sure it’s what I was thinking of. Had no idea of what Dewey’s would be and I just skipped over them. I was thinking of posting them myself.
Not to mention those of us who are blocked from YouTube while ahem at work. 
deer rifle, roof top, radiator. enough said.
oh yeah, enjoy uninterrupted sleep.
This thread needs to go to thread spotting.
Bumpity bump!
I just wanted to point out that with this week’s rash of Diamonds02 threads, since 2-22-2012 she’s posted in a grand total of three threads that she herself did not start. Three, including this pitting. Those other two? These delightful gems:
Her other posts have been in 19 other threads, all started by her. I gotta say though - it’s hard to look away.
Her posts are one Turing Test fail after another.
An entity, human on the surface, with a complete inability to maintain a simple conversation with real humans.
No idea about appropriate behavior, few social skills, no experience outside a very sheltered environment.
i don’t know whether to see her as Pinocchio or Pygmalion.
To be fair, the first one is a joke. The second one, though, WTF? What if a guy had popped in and said his dick was getting hard? Does she think that being a lesbian means she can somehow say things guys can’t?
Heck, maybe she’s right, as I think a guy would get reported for that. Probably not warning, but at least a mod note.
What’s the difference? I thought it would be that one of them got better and the other one didn’t, but Pinocchio gets better, too.
You know, I don’t even think it is - I could definitely see her starting a thread next week asking why everyone at a Mexican-themed picnic she was at all stopped eating and stared at her after making that same comment. She’s like ralphc124 - she says/posts whatever it is that pops into her head at any given moment.
To be fair, on another (PG13) forum I used to visit, one guy did claim certain posts were getting his nipples hard without rebuke.
As an actual working farmer, this made me howl with laughter.
That is all.
Oh, come on, we all know you posted that on your diamond-encrusted laptop while reclining on an ermine couch after lighting up a cigar (rolled on the thigh of Queen Elizabeth II in her wild days) with a burning roll of $100 bills 
I like any thread where ugly ripe tomato posts in order to reply about gardening and farming. 
Methinks you mean Galatea. Pygmalion is the original Gepetto, Galatea his Pinocchio.
My life experiences and worldview seems to be so different from the general SD population, I’m not sure how much I would be able to contribute.