I pit Draco Malfoy

What a smarmy little shit! God, that kid needs a good ass-kicking. I’m watching the first Harry Potter film right now, and I wish I could jump into my big-screen TV and beat the crap out of him. God he pisses me off! Why can’t Harry bitch-slap that punk?

IIRC Hermione beat him to the punch.

Tie him up in a sack with the kid from the Sixth Sense and we’ll go at 'em with pool cues. Name the date and time. I’ll be there.

And what about that twat, Lucy Van Pelt?

All he wanted to do was kick the fucking ball, you selfish bitch!

I’m pretty sure that Dr. Louis Fieser was thinking about Woody Woodpecker when he invented napalm.

This isn’t Pit material. I’m not sure what it is, but it doesn’t belong in the Pit.

Closed.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope