I pit DrDeth

Please lets not turn this thread into another debate about pun control.

I’m not against puns, just painful puns.

And Carrot Top, I’m absolutely against Carrot Top. Not sure what that has to do with puns, but I felt I had to clear the air.

I’ve got too much respect for you to ever assume you liked Carrot Top.

Thank you for that.

Pun control is being able to fire a pun on a straight line.

In that case, perhaps you prefer your weaponry lasing

:rofl:

Plus letters…

Perhaps it is the puns’ phrasing.

Not my favorite type of humor honestly. It makes me recoil.

There is at least one case where the children were seized by CPS, the parents put on a sex offenders list, and one lost her job as teacher, then sued WalMart and the PD as a result. The girls in question may have been older than infants,

Of 150 photos on the memory stick, about seven showed the girls “with a towel around and in various portions of nudity,” Treon said…

The pic is from the writer’s family photo archive.

My friend is a pediatric urology surgeon and often sees patients over Zoom for post-op checks, especially since Covid. It’s an area of concern in the medical field. The law doesn’t fully protect them in some jurisdictions. If everyone was a rational actor, it wouldn’t be a problem and no medical doctors have been unjustly accused but…

But do take a minute to pity people like DrDeth. They live in a world where this happens all the time, where cities are knee-deep in homeless feces and you’re mugged twice between the cab and the curb. And in their America, Obama’s still trying to take their guns, you can get crucified for ignoring someone’s pronoun, and fired just for saying Merry Christmas to someone.

I keep thinking “I only have to put up with this person for a few minutes. They have to live with themselves all day, every day.”

There are reports in some of the news outlets that the parents were put on a sex offenders list, but looking at the decision of the United States Court of Appeals, Ninth Circuit on a suit by the parents against the case workers, it says:

I don’t see how they could have been put on a sex offenders list without ever been arrested or charged with any crime.

It could have lead in a fancy crystal chandelier.

How very enlightening.

We know it had lead in a fancy crystal chandelier, but it could might not have.

I got my issues with him–long ago I even started a Pit thread about him–but I don’t think this is accurate mockery. He’s a long-time Democrat gun rights old white dude who has weird calcified ideas about a lot of shit, but I don’t think that’s the shit he’s calcified on.

I agree. There are a lot of legitimate gripes about him, but he’s not a Bill O’Reilly conservative.

No he’s your typical White liberal who’s more than willing to throw everyone outside of his demographic to the dogs in order to get his economic preferences enabled.

He’d embrace Jim Crow if it got him the safety net for his white friends and family he wants.

He’d then deny his racist choices and tell everyone to patiently wait for their turn, least we anger the “real” racists into voting against his economic interests.

Thus demonstrating that, despite complaints otherwise, this site doesn’t have a bias against conservatives but against dumbasses.