I pit drive-by posts

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@Voyager

Mariana
I just met a trench named Mariana.

I like Alfredo better.

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

@Xploder

Alone in the hissing laboratory of his wishes, Mr Pugh minces among bad vats and jeroboams, spinneys of murdering herbs, and prepares to compound for Mrs Pugh a venomous porridge hitherto unknown to toxicologists which will scald and viper through her 'til her ears fall off like figs, her toes grow big and black as balloons, and steam comes screaming out of her navel.

(Cakes! Cakes! Cakes!)

I always liked the fact that Zappa slightly misquotes Thomas. It proves that he happened to have the passage memorized and was reciting it off the top of his head. If it had been perfect I would have assumed he was reading it, probably from a note passed up from the audience.

MORE POETRY, PLEASE!

[Ponder_Stibbons]

@EddyTeddyFreddy

I like Alfredo better.

Do you like it this much?

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@Ponder Stibbons

Do you like it this much?

Hey, cool! Do those come in home models? There’s a corner of my kitchen it would be perfect for.

[Greathouse]

Who was it that used to run naked through threads?

That was pretty funny. It always seemed to come right when the stress level of the thread was at its highest point.

[Cluricaun]

@Greathouse

Who was it that used to run naked through threads?

Let’s just pretend it’s Kari from Mythbusters.

[Greathouse]

@Cluricaun

Let’s just pretend it’s Kari from Mythbusters.

Deal.

[Cat_Whisperer]

Okay, since my brain has basically turned to mush since I got old, who was the poster who used to streak the threads? Iampunha? Is that right? And while we’re at it, who was the one-trick pony who was so obsessed with circumcision?z

[silenus]

The streaker was** iampunha**. The circumcision maniac was Jack Dean Tyler.

[Mr.Blue_Sky]

This thread’s still alive?

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Zombie thread!

[Shirley_Ujest]

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiins

[Ponder_Stibbons]

@Shirley Ujest

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiins

I’m afraid a zombie’ll starve to death in this thread …

[Xploder]

@Biffy the Elephant Shrew

I always liked the fact that Zappa slightly misquotes Thomas. It proves that he happened to have the passage memorized and was reciting it off the top of his head. If it had been perfect I would have assumed he was reading it, probably from a note passed up from the audience.

MORE POETRY, PLEASE!

Two Guys From The Audience:

Rotten gulls beating with large rubber sails!
Who cares? Now it is light!

Angus O’Riley O’Patrick McGinty

Burnt wind
Heart stinks
Charred man
Burns
Squirm screeing

FZ: Is there more?
Angus: PAIN!
(Yes!)

There ya go…more poetry for the masses…

[Xploder]

note: sadly enough, I can quote anything from any Zappa album ever put out there…including most of the bootlegs. Yeah, I know, pathetic but what the hell.

[Cat_Whisperer]

THANK you, silenus.

[kaylasdad99]

@vinniepaz

This is the newest thing I can’t stand about this board. In threads concerning political matters, I it when people post a one or two sentence, extremely controversial and political statement, often in the form of sarcasm or a joke, and then leave without doing ANYTHING to back up what they said.

Examples: (Examples snipped as not necessary to the joke –kd99)

My problem with this is that it’s just too easy. I feel like on a board like this people should be held accountable for what they say.

IOKIARDI

Laszlo, get us outta here, quick!

[An_Arky]

I’d rather see a drive-by post than a twenty-page pissing contest where the arguers pretty much post the same thing over and over and engage in quote/nitpick volleys.

[Loopydude]

But the children!!!

[Ukulele_Ike]

@Jackmannii

Is there some reason you stopped before getting to Preston Bush?

Yeah, really. I mean, the guy stole Geronimo’s skull. Fuckin’ cocksucker.