I Pit Hosni Mubarak

When he left, did he say, “I’ll be Mubarak”?

If he did, we’d all be calling him the King of De Nile.

Scuba wrote:

Please kiss my ass.

Champion-of-Truth wrote:

Reality is not truth.
What is the headline on the front page of today’s New York Times? Mubarak Won’t Quit, Stoking Revolt’s Fury and Resolve

What will be the headline on the front page of tomorrow’s New York Times? Mubarak Rolls Out Tanks On Rioting Protesters

Champion-of-Truth wrote:

You are divided in your views, dumbass. Read the headline on the front page of today’s *New York Times *and then read the headline on the front page of tomorrow’s New York Times. You are the idiot, dumbass. You are on the wrong side of history. You’ve shown to me that you are ignorant in political science and philosophy. Where’s your Mubarak now? Are you getting your wish? Is, ahem, the state of things as they actually are the same as you wrote, Champion-of-Truth? No. No. No, uh, you don’t know about the state of things as they actually are, you don’t know about, reality, or truth, so maybe you’re the one who needs a dictionary for common words. Is that what you called it, common words? Common?! How about I give you can encyclopaedia? Do you know what *status quo *means? And don’t just give me Latin etymology. Give me an example of status quo using something current, relevant. Do you have any comprehension of game theory? Because I do. I received an A- on my college thesis on game theory, you dumbass piece of shit. So before you dare call me an idiot, you think twice, if you can, about who you’re dealing with! I met a senior military US government official and the question I asked him made him stutter when answering the question, and then I destroyed his college thesis with my response to it in a national publication. Do you understand me? Because I think you have no idea who you’re dealing with.

My question to you, Champion-of-Truth (take your time to answer, please):

What will be the headline on the front page of tomorrow’s *New York Times *and what is the headline on the front page of tomorrow’s New York Times?

And here’s another Latin phrase for you:

Carpe diem

Kozmik Moron, what the hell are you babbling about headlines for? I never mentioned anything about headlines. Get off the dope.

Take a deep breath and simmer down, you drooling 'tard. What the hell do newspaper headlines have to do with anything I said? Again, get off the drugs.

Oh wow, excuse me! Give me a minute to pause while I struggle to take in all that awesomeness exuding from you like garlic breath and just marvel at your prowess in cowing mythical government officials. Cite the thesis and the article, otherwise it’s just your word and means nothing.

I don’t care what the headline is, I don’t read that paper. What does the headline have to do with anything I’ve written? What color is the sun in your solar system? What is the name of the bizarro, alternate reality you come from? Can we find it with a telescope, or does it only exist in your mind, much like your vaunted destruction of a (gasp!) US government official in a (hold your breath now!) national publication!

ROTFLMAO! You amuse me, you pathetic simpleton!

Not even while it’s between your ears.

Champion-of-Truth is too stupid to realize that I was mocking his post. Does he know what irony is? Can you tell him the irony in my headlines?

Just think how Mubarak must feel right now, not only to be chased out of power after wielding it absolutely every day for more than 30 years, but to see practically his whole people cheering his departure, and practically the whole world cheering them.

How must it feel, to end your life that way.

:smiley:

**Champion-of-Truth **didn’t hear the news. He’s living in an alternative reality where Mubarak rolls out the tanks. ROTFLMAO!!!

It’s a shame how out Usurper In Chief turned on one of our closest allies to boost his Muslim brothers. Now we’re looking at the eventuality of an Islamic state similar to what happened in Iran in '79 only not as suddenly. The world has just become far worse. I wish Mubarak had rolled out the tanks! :mad:

. . . Eh?

Obama is not a natural born citizen and therefore is a usurper and not eligible to hold the office of president.

BO-ring!

None of that is true. You believe it because you’re too stupid to understand when you’re being lied to.

Obama was born in Hawaii. He has a Hawaiian birth certificate, the same kind they give everyone in Hawaii. The trouble is you’ve decided to believe angry, shitty people who specialize in misleading people without the ability to think very hard.

You’re so darling. I’m going to miss you, pretty soon.

Plus I hear he’s black.

Well, that’s disconcerting.

Hey, Hosni! Look! They’re still dancing in the streets all over Egypt! Everybody’s so happy you’re gone! Look, Hosni! :slight_smile:

Ah well, I suspected that he was one… Here is a bigger truth for you Champion-of-ignorance : Birthers **are **drooling idiots.

http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2008/born_in_the_usa.html

:dubious: Martial law overlord for 30 years and finally at the age 82 he still has millions, I think he feels fine.