Fuck you, you testosterone-free, ball-less, sorry-excuse-for-a-man leg shavers. You are the dregs of society.
I am a gay man, and I have SEVERAL gay friends who also do not approve of men shaving their legs, and that means I must be right.
Also, as a bonus pitting, I’m gonna say fuck you to anyone who wears sport-appropriate attire while engaging in the sport of your choosing.
When I see a guy riding down the road in his bicycle gear and his shaved legs, it just makes me so hot and bothered, and I just can’t help but imagine ramming him over and over again. Especially when his form-fitting, coordinated bycicle top and shorts show off his smooth athletic body.
One of these days, one of you shaved-leg athletes are going to plow right into me and leave me quivering and shaking on the ground, and that’ll be a day I won’t ever forget!
So, are women allowed to shave their legs, but not men? Or do you just not notice women’s legs because you’re gay? But, regardless, I think this is a a really trivial pitting. 2/10
When you ride bikes a lot, and you have hairy legs, two things happen:
1 - The wind twists your leg hairs up into little braids. Imagine twenty toddlers all grabbing a fist full of leg hair and pulling. That’s what if feels like.
2 - Road Rash is a lot easier to clean and dress without leg hairs.
So you shave your legs. Apparently this confuses abweichende sexually.
I guess if you bike a lot, you have an excuse…but I wonder how many douches do it just so they ‘look’ the part.
Speaking of douches…unless you are currently riding in a race with a teammate, who issponsored by the same sponsors who provide the same outfit, don’t wear the same thing.
IOW, if you wear identical outfits on a fun ride, you are a douche.
Unless you’re the two hot mountin bike girls I ran by last week. Then it’s ok.
Well, all I will say to those men out there who are looking into shaving your legs, don’t do it!
And not just because you might end up in a hot date with DrewTwo99, but because you will forever be accursed with the dreaded “sweater leg”. Hair will grow back ten times as thick, completely and irrevocably removing the possibility of you ever going out in shorts.
You will become a recluse, ashamed at the hideousness of your sweater legs. Eventually you’ll begin to think that shaving them again is the answer… BUT THAT ONLY MAKES IT WORSE!
<-- former goth who occasionally wore fishnet stockings (goth chicks dug it - deal with it!) and now suffers with this dreadful stigma of a disease.
Don’t ever do this. GB has menthol in it and can be highly irritating to the areas of the body that have thin skin and mucous membranes. GB in my nether regions was responsible for a late night trip to the emergency room and two subsequent weeks of molting.
Must be different for women. I’m a guy and run long distances. I shave (not my legs, but sensitive bits covered by my shorts) and I use Gold Bond powder as well and it’s never hurt.
I don’t hate runners, so you can continue to wear the appropriate attire.
As for being gay, I never mentioned homosexuality until Mr. Miskatonc did. Nothing in my post said anything about being gay, I just don’t like it when ANY men shave their legs because it looks effeminate to me. I like men to look masculine. Remember, these are opinions…I know they are not right or wrong, just opinions!
