I pit my petty, passive-aggressive, occasionally confrontational, bigoted satanspawn of a roommate.

Yeah the cost of living is high here. I can’t find anything cheaper than this without venturing into the south side of Chicago, which I’m too white and chickenshit to handle. Also my 450 includes everything-water, gas, electric, internet, cable, trash, laundry, heat, a/c. It’s a really great deal for the area. There are occasionally places with “cheaper rent” but they don’t include utilities. Though I may scope one of those out if I get a raise after this year’s annual review (fingers crossed!)