I pit my petty, passive-aggressive, occasionally confrontational, bigoted satanspawn of a roommate.

Don’t forget Rae Dawn Chong.

Is that on-est to off-est? Or off-est to on-est?

From most-On to least-On.

Yes, urbandictionary.com includes:

[ul]
[li]Rae Dawn Chong[/li][li]Michelle Kwan[/li][li]Lebron[/li][/ul]

Do teenagers even know what Donkey Kong is? I remember playing it when it first came out in the arcarde in 1981 and it wasn’t really “On” in my opinion.

If I had to chose a videogame from that era that rhymes with On, I’d choose Zaxxon which was somewhat exciting because it had 3D graphics.

Three additions to the On Lexicon:

Paula Zahn
Chaka Khan
The Jerry Lewis Telethon

It’s on like a weed smoker!

I seriously just spit out my coffee- no exaggeration. :p:p

Then I second your list and move we put it before a vote of the entire board.

Well now you’re just being silly.

Well it WAS until somebody broke it! Now it’s on like prawn udon.

Srsly. Umadbro.

This has to be added to the list for the excellent use of a double rhyme.

Panderer. It’s on like Satan spawn now!

It’s on like a Canton wonton.

OOOoooooh.

I think this particular form of debate/exchange is called an Ad ham i nom nom nom.