I pit my petty, passive-aggressive, occasionally confrontational, bigoted satanspawn of a roommate.

or it gets fat?

No, or it gets the cheeseburger again.

With her pudgy fingers flying on the keyboard resting on her belly
which shook when she laughed like a bowl full of jelly?

I drive through Aurora on my way to and from work and I have not seen an overweight white girl standing at the curb with her belongings, holding a white piece of paper with a big red “X” through it in one hand and picture of her lesbian sister in the other. Should I start looking?

If you find her, approach her very cautiously otherwise it will be “on like Tron.”

:smack: Just looked back to the first page. She ACTUALLY said that! Good god.

I know! Everyone knows the correct saying is, “It’s on like Donkey Kong.”

Is Tron actually, however, “on”? Because if it’s not, that wouldn’t be a very serious threat at all.

Of course. If he wasn’t, he’d be Troff.

Tron is in a lower state of On than Donkey Kong but in a higher state of On than Vince Vaughn.

Glad to clear that up for you.

Girl, you wrong.

Yes. The state of education these days is worth lamenting.

Kids these days…

I laughed. Well, snorted, actually.

n/m Shoulda refreshed the thread

Well, it would decrease the surplus drama queen population.

I can haz…oh, never mind.

What about On like Elton John? I gotta assume that’s somewhere above Vince Vaughn but perhaps below Tron, right? I mean, if there’s one thing Elton John is, it’s…oh, never mind that, either. If there’s one thing he is, it’s gay.

On Reference Chart
Donkey Kong
Tron
Don Juan
Elton John
Vince Vaughn
Kazakhstan

Obiwan? Where’s Obiwan in your handy reference chart?

On Reference Chart
Donkey Kong
Obi-Wan
Tron
Don Juan
Elton John
Vince Vaughn
Kazakhstan

It’s on like A Clockwork MelON.